University of Tennessee Has Giant Subliminal Message for its Sororities
13 years ago

This picture of UT’s planned layout of their new sorority row from reader Albert Nordquist:

This is pretty great, usually when an architect gives zero fucks it ends with a balcony collapsing or something. So cheers to you sir, whoever you are. Being balls deep in sorority row. TFM.

    2. TKEpledge

      A Milk fountain. While it would complete the joke, the Phi Mu’s could also use it to graze.

      13 years ago at 1:12 pm
    4. Wayne Fratsky

      ^That’s speaking relatively, compared to the mutants walking around on that campus, i’m sure they’re stunning.

      13 years ago at 1:53 pm
    6. Jon M Fratsman

      ^^ ^ Since you’ve clearly never been there, I encourage you both to proffer up your faces to the nearest bath salt consuming hobo. UTK is a magnet for 95% of the best-looking girls in the state.

      13 years ago at 5:05 pm
    8. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ Unfortunately, you’re still mentally retarded. Tennessee contains not only two SEC schools (one of which is commonly called “the Harvard of the South”) but two schools that consistently make top 10 lists of universities with the best Greek life in the nation. Eat a dick.

      13 years ago at 6:42 pm
    12. Wayne Fratsky

      The hobo wasn’t on the bath salts, he was eaten by the monkey on the bath salts, bud.

      13 years ago at 7:08 am
    13. TheFertileTurtle

      Brentwood……

      anyways, yeah, Tennessee definitely has good looking girls. Especially compared to Alabama.

      13 years ago at 10:44 am
    14. ConserFRATive89

      We refer to them as Phi Moo’s at my school. They appear to resemble some mutated crossbreed between Rosie O’Donnell and Ralphie May.

      13 years ago at 9:38 pm
    5. Fratty Couples PGA

      ^This. And head back to grammar school, pledge, and take a few laps on the way.

      13 years ago at 12:00 am
    4. Fratahaulic11

      I never log in to comment on a post, but everything that was said here was fucking hilarious

      13 years ago at 5:29 am
    6. Fratahaulic11

      I don’t care what y’all say Alabama and Tennessee might be bad, but no state is worst than Mississippi.

      13 years ago at 5:34 am
  11. BROble Leslie DeBROt

    We don’t have TKE to laugh at at Tennessee. We let DTD take care of that for us.

    13 years ago at 1:50 pm
    1. Wayne Fratsky

      Your houses are also conveniently located behind a large train depot, you fucking hillbilly trash.

      13 years ago at 1:52 pm
    4. BROble Leslie DeBROt

      Where do you go Billy Badass? Yeah our houses aren’t the best; no one ever said they were. We still have a very respectable Greek system.

      13 years ago at 4:05 pm
    5. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ Uhhh… I’ve never been into SAE so I can’t speak for the condition of ya’lls house but Sigma Chi and Phi Sig both have fucking sweet houses. Did ya’ll miss the renovation boat or something?

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    6. TheFertileTurtle

      The train depot happens to be behind the row and subsequently on the edge of campus(barely..) right on the edge of the river. You have it backwards you fuck.

      13 years ago at 5:27 pm
    7. Wayne Fratsky

      The University of Alabama, which kicks the shit out of Tennessee in literally every way. I challenge you to correct me.

      13 years ago at 7:09 am
    9. Whiskey and Butt Pee

      ^No buttercup, there’s these things called “un-i-vers-i-ties” which are locales within different states, and sometimes take the name of the state they exist in. While he clearly said nothing about the state of Alabama, an obvious statement was made about the college, which incidentally shares the name of the state as well. Am i losing you, bobbo?

      13 years ago at 1:22 pm
    10. BROld Spice

      Hey dipshit, an obvious reason that the University of Tennessee is better than the University of Alabama is that we never have to set foot in that cesspool of a state that the UNIVERSITY of Alabama calls home.

      If you’d like, I can repeat that slower for you. I guess your parents couldn’t spring for the complete set of Hooked on Phonics, so they just got an abridged version from Craigslist.

      Oh, and since you support Alabama, abridged is a fancy word for shortened.

      Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 9:26 pm
    11. bourbonandcope

      ^ This fuck is calling Alabama a cesspool when he lives in Tennessee? Hoping something was done here.

      13 years ago at 4:47 pm