University of Tennessee Pikes Love to Shove Stuff Up Each Other’s Asses, No Really

There are a lot fucked up drinking trends. There are the kids that pour vodka into their eyeballs so that their parents won’t smell the booze on their breath. There are people who drink hand sanitizer, I assume to experience the nightmare world of drunk trailer park hobo. And then there are the people who do the butt stuff. Those people now apparently include Pikes at the University of Tennessee.

Alexander Broughton, 20, was dropped off at UT Medical Center around 1:30 a.m. Saturday, Knoxville Police said.

Hospital staff told investigators that Broughton was in critical condition and unresponsive when he arrived, with a blood alcohol content level above 0.4, which is considered toxic and potentially deadly.

Broughton has since been discharged from the hospital, according to UT Medical Center.

Investigators went to campus and found several other people, including three men, passed out at the Pi Kappa Alpha (“Pike”) house.

After conducting several interviews, investigators determined the fraternity members had been using rubber tubing to give each other alcohol enemas. Police said the practice heightens and speeds up the process of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses filtering by the liver.

Why? Just why? How does one’s thought process take them from “A” to “B-hole,” so to speak. Essentially these kids wanted to know what it was like to feel really drunk, a feeling I’m fairly confident they were already very familiar with, so they decided to shove beer bongs or whatever up each other’s asses.

“Man, you know what would make this night awesome? If you played with my asshole until I’m an inch away from death!”

How long did the police officers laugh at you? I would pay good money to hear you explain this to your parents.

Reevaluate your social lives.

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  1. PiKapp444

    Fuck Pike, seriously they have way too many chapters to handle and in my experience epitomize the bad stereotype associated with fraternities. Glad to be a Pi Kapp and not a god damn Pike!

    12 years ago at 2:56 pm
    1. White Goodman

      You do realize Pi Kapp was started at CofC by a group of guys that Pike balled right? Thats why they had to start their own frat (not fraternity).

      12 years ago at 3:05 pm
    2. TennesseeFrat

      Made a phone call, the Lambda Kappa chapter of Pike at CofC wasn’t founded until 1937. Pi Kapp was founded in 1904. Check your facts.

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm
    3. PiKapp444

      I see what you did there, nice try though.

      If your incompetent self would at least Google the history of Nu Phi you would know the reasons as to why the original founding fathers started Pi Kappa Phi. They have nothing to do with what you just said. Again, nice try.

      12 years ago at 3:31 pm
    4. Frat Mastersen

      There are at least two gay Pi Kapps at my school so as long as we’re talking butt stuff then I wouldn’t say anything if I was a Pi Kapp

      12 years ago at 6:52 pm
    5. BROld Spice

      Dropping the Pong reference. For those who don’t attend Tennessee, that’s our name for Pi Kappa Phi.

      12 years ago at 7:38 pm
    6. White Goodman

      Hey bud, Pi Kapp at College of Charleston (CofC for short) is y’all’s alpha chapter, and was started by guys who were balled by Pike. Its sad a guy from a different fraternity knows more about your history.

      12 years ago at 10:08 pm
    7. NY_PhiPsi

      Knowing more about other fraternities history then them just to shit-talk. T…F…M?

      12 years ago at 1:39 am
    8. TennesseeFrat

      ^^ Posting the same thing twice after being proved wrong by multiple people. TLiberalM

      12 years ago at 10:05 am
    9. White Goodman

      They tried to start a Pike chapter, but Pike nationals would not allow them. That is why they founded a new one.

      12 years ago at 10:16 am
    10. WestBellTower1891

      requested a colony be established in the late 1800’s when Robert Adger Smythe of Lambda at the Citadel was starting Pike chapters throughout SC. The request was declined and those guys went on to create Nu Phi (Non-Fraternity) which ultimately became Pi Kappa Phi. History motherfuckers

      12 years ago at 10:34 am
  2. ImNateHlggers

    Passed out and unresponsive at .40 BAC? What a bitch. I had to be restrained in the hospital when I had a .42 because I was trying to leave and go back to the bar, as well as making sexual advances towards the nurses.

    12 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Mutant

      You weren’t hospitalized because of your BAC, you were hospitalized for trying too hard.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm
  3. Gary Pinkels Visor

    Putting Johnny Walker Black Label enema’s up your brother’s butt. RFM.

    12 years ago at 3:07 pm
  4. TheTNfratStar

    Ha, one more thing for other frats to talk shit about, I still rather be a Pike!

    12 years ago at 3:22 pm
    1. GreenFieldQ

      Hang A Runkle….we all know you’re a pike pledge and you should go Phi Psi now that Pike is kicked off campus….we all know the brothers probably told you it’s ok, but once this hits FOX News, you’re probably gonna need to get a lawyer.

      12 years ago at 8:48 pm
    2. SigNuTenn

      I wouldn’t know I havent been a Sigma Nu for a while. And its Tennessee, not UT, I was a Sigma Nu at Vanderbilt. I just like the state of Tennessee. So Hang A Runkle, keep butt chugging buddy you’re way TFTC.

      12 years ago at 9:15 pm
    3. anon574839201

      “I believe in flatbills, deadlifts, and good bromance.”

      -George Ade, Pikedue, 1887

      12 years ago at 9:28 pm
    4. Jon M Fratsman

      I’m so confused by this line of humor and yet simultaneously turned on. So here goes…

      “Ruler of your girlfriend, motherfucker!”
      -Daniel William Piker

      SigNuTenn, frat on buddy. No idea how Snu is there, but Vanderbilt in general is pretty frat.

      12 years ago at 9:38 pm
    5. Hang A Runkle

      SigNuTenn I’m going keep frattin at the pillars, and why the fuck are you on here still if you aren’t a Sigma Nu now? If you’re post grad then A) go to work B) find a fucking wife C) grow the fuck up

      12 years ago at 8:54 am
    6. Bone Padre

      Lot more post-grads on here than you think, senor. Have to have something to do while pretending to push paperwork all day.

      viva, vivaaaa, VIAGRA!

      12 years ago at 9:01 am