My grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. No really, my grandfather is John D. Rockefeller. TFM.

    1. GIBro12

      “He’s the best tackler since Joe Montana! …Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.”

      13 years ago at 9:56 pm
    2. DeerBeerandRear

      ^ Thanks for clearing that one up, bud. Wasn’t too sure there for a second.

      13 years ago at 10:13 pm
  1. TrickleDown

    Currently John D. Rockefeller VI is a young child, and John D Rockefeller V is a professor at John Hopkins.

    13 years ago at 9:08 pm
    1. TrickleDown

      It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day!

      13 years ago at 9:54 pm
  2. Joran van der Frat

    Your grandfather is not John D Rockefeller. No really, your grandfather is not John D Rockefeller.

    13 years ago at 9:34 pm
    1. ItJustComesFratural

      That sounds you hear is the sound of your argument collapsing on itself.

      13 years ago at 9:48 pm
  3. ItJustComesFratural

    John D Rockefeller Jr. A.k.a. Your dad was a lifelong abstainer of alcohol and supported prohibition. Ipso facto your dad was a pussy.

    13 years ago at 10:04 pm