I’m so fucking fucked up right now it’s not even a real thing…what am I holding right now? What is this, why is it so…is this a gun?? It looks like a gun. Why the fuck am I holding a gun! TELL ME WHY THE FUCK I HAVE A GUN! …ohh my gooood… I’m fucking funny, do u know what I just did? Do you have any flucking idea? Do you? No. You don’t. I shit my pants.
“You’ve never done a desk pop before?”
14 years ago at 2:02 am^nice
14 years ago at 1:38 pm“Alright, which one of you fuck ups gave Xanax Pledge a gun?”
14 years ago at 2:13 am“Which seat can I taaaaaaaake?”
14 years ago at 2:13 amI live in Tennessee and I want to fucking die.
14 years ago at 2:17 amhahahaha
14 years ago at 5:25 pm“You better put a big fucking rectangle over my face because I am picking a nasty fucking booger out of my nose with my pinky.”
14 years ago at 2:31 am“I can’t live the rest of my life with this black trapezoid for a face.”
14 years ago at 3:07 amContender.
14 years ago at 8:40 am^ya ya ya ya
14 years ago at 9:52 amincreible
14 years ago at 6:32 pm^Baxter, you know I don’t speak spanish!
14 years ago at 2:03 pm“I cant run any more fucking laps.”
“Justin Bieber pledge.”
14 years ago at 4:13 amI’m so fucking fucked up right now it’s not even a real thing…what am I holding right now? What is this, why is it so…is this a gun?? It looks like a gun. Why the fuck am I holding a gun! TELL ME WHY THE FUCK I HAVE A GUN! …ohh my gooood… I’m fucking funny, do u know what I just did? Do you have any flucking idea? Do you? No. You don’t. I shit my pants.
14 years ago at 6:26 amOH MY GOD HIS FACE IS MISSING
14 years ago at 6:58 am“Wait!? My team drafted Peyton Manning on Autodraft? Fuck.”
14 years ago at 7:32 am^hahaha. i laughed
14 years ago at 10:51 am