If she's fat, she's not a slampiece. She's a poundcake. Woof it down. TFM.

  1. Fratrick Brochanan

    Why would you even want allude to eating a fatty’s puss? Jesus you go playin that game and you’ll end up eating her inner thigh for 15 minutes. I don’t wanna feel like I’m going into the bush while going into her bush…

    14 years ago at 8:23 am
  2. bourbon and coke

    at least you know they are going to have food in the fridge on your way out i guess

    14 years ago at 8:46 am
  3. Animal House

    Fat chicks are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride til your friends catch you on one.

    14 years ago at 11:04 am
  4. fratanomics

    If you have to jump on a grenade for a brother, it’s understandable – same with being blacked out and grabbed. Otherwise avoid if possible and deny, deny, deny if not.

    14 years ago at 11:18 am
    1. winning civil wars

      Oh, you saw the movie Beer Fest too? I saw it too and I thought it was really funny. That scene was so just hilarious. Are there any other funny movies that you’d like to reference today? I’d love to hear more.

      14 years ago at 12:22 pm