1. thefratasticmrfox

    You know the surgeon general once said that masturbating is healthy right?

    13 years ago at 1:40 pm
    1. Hannibro Lecter

      Each cigarette takes 7 minutes off your life. Each time you rub one out adds 45 minutes to your life. Look it up if you don’t believe me. Stay healthy

      13 years ago at 11:21 am
    2. Bill Fratsky

      ^ So what you’re saying is that I should buy packs of cigarettes and then rub them out to extend my lifetime indefinitely?

      13 years ago at 11:31 am
  2. MrWeatherford

    Blasting heaters between drinks and finishing a night with a chaw are two of the greatest things a man can enjoy next to fiddlin with your giggle stick and soggin up a stiffy

    13 years ago at 2:44 pm
  3. MrWeatherford

    Burning a heater between drinks and throwing in a chaw after a long night are the closest thrills a man can enjoy next to fiddling with their giggle stick and thawing your dog in a stink kettle

    13 years ago at 3:26 pm