Don't know why they let me be a freshman move-in greeter. It's like a pedophile teaching Kindergarten. TFM.

    1. yeah bro

      if you looked in the mirror, it may top that list as the creepiest thing youve seen all week

      13 years ago at 11:11 am
    1. Soggy_Croakies

      “My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. I told her that’s a pretty big word for a 5 year old.”

      13 years ago at 11:51 am
    2. PTG Beauregard

      Guys, don’t make any excuses for pedophiles. They’re fucking immature assholes.

      13 years ago at 3:28 pm
  1. Fratfaced

    Only a Sorostie would have a username like “Phinest since 1874” … Back to the kitchen with you.

    13 years ago at 11:10 am
  2. BROwnOutOfProportion

    You’re right, because either way you’re going to do something that is going to get you thrown in jail.

    13 years ago at 11:23 am