Fratstar Runner Not having sex because none of the sororstitutes are worthy of your meat injection. TFM. 13 years ago at 11:54 pm
WombRaider Convincing a questioning slam the squirt stain is hers from before. TFM. 13 years ago at 4:41 pm
Itsadeepburn Were you raised by a pack of wolves? Fuck man, wash your shit or get a slam to do it for you 13 years ago at 6:06 pm
Texaswallsits Not sleeping in your bed because you’re in your slams. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt. 13 years ago at 6:33 pm
TheWoolyGoat You were so close. You made it through the your/you’re dilemma with flying colors, only to get outsmarted by a damn apostrophe. Correction: “slam’s” or preferably “slams’…” 13 years ago at 6:26 am
Having a sorostitute wash them for you. TFM
13 years ago at 2:05 pmNot washing anything since recruitment ended. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:14 pm^ this
13 years ago at 3:23 pmNever washing anything. TFTC. That’s what slams are for
13 years ago at 3:46 pmYou dirty bastard, you.
13 years ago at 2:07 pmTGrimyMotherFuckerM
13 years ago at 2:11 pmTgrimyTC.
13 years ago at 2:11 pmI bet you haven’t washed your jorts either.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmThis^
13 years ago at 2:21 pm^that
13 years ago at 2:50 pm( . )( . ) < these?
13 years ago at 3:22 pmThose^
13 years ago at 3:35 pm( . Y . )
13 years ago at 10:03 pm^All
13 years ago at 10:06 pm^the above
12 years ago at 11:33 pmNot getting laid since the semester started
13 years ago at 3:01 pmStaying a virgin all throughout college FaF.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmNot having sex because none of the sororstitutes are worthy of your meat injection. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:54 pmD. None of the above.
13 years ago at 6:19 amMeat injection. This fuckin guy
12 years ago at 11:34 pmBeing a virgin period. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:36 pmBanging a virgin on her period. TFTC
13 years ago at 4:05 pm^My head just exploded.
13 years ago at 4:24 pm^Then how were you able to type that?
13 years ago at 4:26 pm^magic
13 years ago at 4:32 pmWhole new meaning to blood brothers?
13 years ago at 11:32 amConvincing a questioning slam the squirt stain is hers from before. TFM.
13 years ago at 4:41 pmHoly shit that was funny
13 years ago at 8:16 pmWere you raised by a pack of wolves? Fuck man, wash your shit or get a slam to do it for you
13 years ago at 6:06 pmBeing raised by wolves. Total Romulus and Remus Move.
13 years ago at 8:17 pm^I see what you did there
13 years ago at 10:37 pmNot sleeping in your bed because you’re in your slams. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt.
13 years ago at 6:33 pmYou were so close. You made it through the your/you’re dilemma with flying colors, only to get outsmarted by a damn apostrophe. Correction: “slam’s” or preferably “slams’…”
13 years ago at 6:26 am^shut the fuck up
13 years ago at 7:55 am