Let’s see you pop wood with something higher than a .289, then you can say this is a fail. Trying to find the failure and non-frattiness in everything = NF.
blew a .421 the other day and wasn’t black out. you’re supposed to wait ~10-15 minutes after a drink to blow in one, i was at about 30 minutes. cop was dumbfounded and let me walk home.
No sir, you’re the idiot, for that is no ‘sir’ you address. She’s abbreviating. Admittedly, it’s an idle fancy of the fairer sex, the value of which I’m not given to understand, but surely you should tolerate such harmless language as long as you can understand the meaning, and especially when in the context of a woman acknowledging her proper role.
So you want to see a video of his boner while he’s drunk? If you’re going to say stupid shit like this, please change your name so I do not have to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.
good job…you want a cookie?
14 years ago at 11:24 amI’d say he’s earned one.
14 years ago at 1:03 pm^ never heard that one before…douche
14 years ago at 11:50 amGood TFM
14 years ago at 11:58 amwhy isnt this on fail friday?
14 years ago at 1:07 pmBecause it’s Tuesday fuck face
14 years ago at 1:21 pm^ That!
14 years ago at 1:33 pmLet’s see you pop wood with something higher than a .289, then you can say this is a fail. Trying to find the failure and non-frattiness in everything = NF.
14 years ago at 1:05 amI feel like you’d be dead if 30% of your blood is alcohol. Just sayin…
14 years ago at 3:20 pm*.30%
14 years ago at 3:24 pmNah it’s definitely possible, just depends on the person.
14 years ago at 3:24 pm.30 BAC doesn’t mean 30% of your blood is alcohol, it means that for every 1000 grams of blood, there are 3 grams of alcohol.
That being said, a BAC of .45 is the threshold for death regardless of how frat you are.
14 years ago at 3:42 pmPeople have survived above a 1.00
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content#Cases_of_high_blood_alcohol_levels
14 years ago at 5:23 pmBeer bonging grain alcohol. FaF
14 years ago at 6:31 pmI believe .40 is considered legally dead.
14 years ago at 1:06 amblew a .421 the other day and wasn’t black out. you’re supposed to wait ~10-15 minutes after a drink to blow in one, i was at about 30 minutes. cop was dumbfounded and let me walk home.
14 years ago at 1:20 amGood story, Lestor the .289 Molestor.
14 years ago at 3:45 pmMen are talking.
14 years ago at 5:40 pmTHIS ^^
14 years ago at 6:08 pmNow hurry back to the kitchen sweetheart, men are talking.
Last time I checked, “men” didn’t brag about having an erection with a .289 BAC.
14 years ago at 6:40 pmUm, apparently they do, because one just did.
Or is that how you spell “Sorry, I was baking and got lost! Silly me.” where you’re from? Because in that scenario, it’s quite alright.
14 years ago at 7:17 pmYou’re totes right, my b. I def apologize for my behav.
14 years ago at 8:00 pmbehav? You sir, are an idiot.
14 years ago at 9:06 pmNo sir, you’re the idiot, for that is no ‘sir’ you address. She’s abbreviating. Admittedly, it’s an idle fancy of the fairer sex, the value of which I’m not given to understand, but surely you should tolerate such harmless language as long as you can understand the meaning, and especially when in the context of a woman acknowledging her proper role.
14 years ago at 5:56 amVideo or it didn’t happen.
14 years ago at 5:57 pmSo you want to see a video of his boner while he’s drunk? If you’re going to say stupid shit like this, please change your name so I do not have to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmSince you want to see another man’s boner, you should be looking at TSM’s, not TFM’s. You’re gay.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmIt was probably a joke…calm down people…
14 years ago at 1:11 am