The breathalyzer my Father gave me was supposed to make me more responsible. Turns out I can hit a .289 BAC and still get an erection. TFM.

    1. cheez

      Let’s see you pop wood with something higher than a .289, then you can say this is a fail. Trying to find the failure and non-frattiness in everything = NF.

      14 years ago at 1:05 am
    1. SPECOA

      .30 BAC doesn’t mean 30% of your blood is alcohol, it means that for every 1000 grams of blood, there are 3 grams of alcohol.

      That being said, a BAC of .45 is the threshold for death regardless of how frat you are.

      14 years ago at 3:42 pm
    2. some jackass

      blew a .421 the other day and wasn’t black out. you’re supposed to wait ~10-15 minutes after a drink to blow in one, i was at about 30 minutes. cop was dumbfounded and let me walk home.

      14 years ago at 1:20 am
    1. srattin since 1851

      Last time I checked, “men” didn’t brag about having an erection with a .289 BAC.

      14 years ago at 6:40 pm
    2. Fratlosopher King

      Um, apparently they do, because one just did.

      Or is that how you spell “Sorry, I was baking and got lost! Silly me.” where you’re from? Because in that scenario, it’s quite alright.

      14 years ago at 7:17 pm
    3. Fratlosopher King

      No sir, you’re the idiot, for that is no ‘sir’ you address. She’s abbreviating. Admittedly, it’s an idle fancy of the fairer sex, the value of which I’m not given to understand, but surely you should tolerate such harmless language as long as you can understand the meaning, and especially when in the context of a woman acknowledging her proper role.

      14 years ago at 5:56 am
    1. BrowningFraterarms

      So you want to see a video of his boner while he’s drunk? If you’re going to say stupid shit like this, please change your name so I do not have to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.

      14 years ago at 8:05 pm
    2. FratStreetBoy

      Since you want to see another man’s boner, you should be looking at TSM’s, not TFM’s. You’re gay.

      14 years ago at 9:07 pm