I was actually thinking a country club course he has already played 1000 times so he knows every blade of grass on every hole, in which case still is not worthy of a TFM.
Only one ball? NF. I always use 3 because every time I finish the course, I rawdog a different 18 year old cart girl. Then I take a picture of it and make sure I get my Sperrys in the frame.
Lets not mention the fact you didn’t polish off a bottle of Makers during your round of 18, didn’t mention George W. at least once, and never said anything about being a republican. Let me guess, your shirt was probably blue as well.
Obviously playing at a cheap, short, and easy public course. Kind of sounds like the girls you get with (or try to get with) too.
14 years ago at 4:34 pmI play courses with ratings of 75 and use one ball
14 years ago at 5:56 pmI was actually thinking a country club course he has already played 1000 times so he knows every blade of grass on every hole, in which case still is not worthy of a TFM.
14 years ago at 6:18 pmagreed, home courses you should lose a ball every 6 rounds or so
14 years ago at 12:50 amObviously we can’t validate this but if true, it’s a feat.
14 years ago at 4:36 pmPar 3 course?
14 years ago at 5:27 pm^ This.
14 years ago at 5:40 pmI was thinking putt-putt
14 years ago at 9:35 amGetting your balls wet. TFM.
14 years ago at 5:44 pm^^Nicely done, sir.
14 years ago at 9:03 pmOnly one ball? NF. I always use 3 because every time I finish the course, I rawdog a different 18 year old cart girl. Then I take a picture of it and make sure I get my Sperrys in the frame.
14 years ago at 6:25 pmYou mean you don’t recite the pledge of allegiance and blast Jimmy Buffet while slamming her? What a geed!
14 years ago at 6:34 pmTrying to hard. NF
14 years ago at 6:38 pm^ not catching sarcasm. NF
14 years ago at 6:56 pmForgetting to shoot a gun and chug beer while finishing the course. NF
14 years ago at 7:18 pmLets not mention the fact you didn’t polish off a bottle of Makers during your round of 18, didn’t mention George W. at least once, and never said anything about being a republican. Let me guess, your shirt was probably blue as well.
14 years ago at 7:29 pmGetting pissed and throwing your ball in the pond. TFTC
14 years ago at 7:35 pmGetting pissed and throwing your putter in the pond. TFTC
14 years ago at 11:52 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocLL4X640nQ
Switching to a new ProV1x every hole because I can. TFM.
14 years ago at 7:44 pmGoing to go ahead and call bullshit
14 years ago at 8:27 pmAgreed^
14 years ago at 9:08 pmThis is not very impressive.
14 years ago at 7:59 pmYou know, I’ sure we could all do this. If it wasn’t for that fucking water all over the course.
14 years ago at 9:03 pmTFTC about people who suck at GOLF
14 years ago at 9:59 pm