The Royal Flush: Ten slams in a month, multiple bottles of Jack, one ex-prom Queen, 250 King of beers, and an Ace on the 178 yard par 3. TFM.

    1. PTG Beauregard

      Straight – a freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, and grad student, alumna, or prospective, in one week.

      14 years ago at 4:39 pm
    2. Year Around Frat

      ^Straight Flush: Little, Big, Grandbig, sosority president, and housemom.

      14 years ago at 6:51 pm
    3. Oprah Is A Dyke

      The Normal Flush. Comes out easy as one solid piece and flushes down like a charm.

      14 years ago at 6:54 pm
  1. Fratastic1600

    If you top it off with an ether trip with Johnny Depp in Las Vegas, I think you’ll have me convinced.

    14 years ago at 2:37 pm
  2. booze haze slam

    poop dick! fucking poop dick! thats all these damn threads are anymore, fucking poop dick!

    14 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      ‘ve never met a two I could fuck and not hate myself for it in the morning, or for the rest of my life.

      14 years ago at 12:25 pm