Believe it or not this is a fairly common occurrence in the great state of Idaho. Our maid Carla would tend to my loins every morning after she changed my sheets.
Your daddy paying Jessica Alba to come over and take your virginity at my Barmitzvah and fist pumping all your bros while in the act TrichdaddybowtiefratM
First off, it’s “bar mitzvah”. Two words. Laps. Now.
Secondly, bar mitzvah=NF. More laps.
Third, even if this was a sad attempt at a joke, I hope you make the wise decision to see if you can jump the grand canyon in a golf cart.
This is seriously what makes the wall? Yet, my posts that are halfway humorous go nowhere.
13 years ago at 7:36 pm^this guy has a point.
13 years ago at 11:07 pmI’m at a loss as to how this trash makes the wall.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmI lost my virginity, and wet the bed at the same time from all the pee dripping out the buttocks.
13 years ago at 7:39 pmYou might want to get that checked out.
13 years ago at 10:05 pmI find this highly unlikely.
13 years ago at 7:41 pmReplace the word “wetting” with “pissing” and maybe you’ll see what he did there.
13 years ago at 9:23 amBelieve it or not this is a fairly common occurrence in the great state of Idaho. Our maid Carla would tend to my loins every morning after she changed my sheets.
13 years ago at 8:42 pmPissing the bed in college. TFTC. Blaming it on the slam passed out next to you. TFM
13 years ago at 9:23 pm^this guy gets it
13 years ago at 9:21 amI still piss the bed, grant it different circumstances
13 years ago at 9:39 pmYou’re granting what?
13 years ago at 8:43 pmI figured this would be the first TFM from Utah not Idaho.
13 years ago at 10:26 pmYour daddy paying Jessica Alba to come over and take your virginity at my Barmitzvah and fist pumping all your bros while in the act TrichdaddybowtiefratM
13 years ago at 10:13 amFirst off, it’s “bar mitzvah”. Two words. Laps. Now.
13 years ago at 1:30 pmSecondly, bar mitzvah=NF. More laps.
Third, even if this was a sad attempt at a joke, I hope you make the wise decision to see if you can jump the grand canyon in a golf cart.
I think that’s pretty standard in Idaho.
13 years ago at 1:07 pmFail.
13 years ago at 6:36 pm