Lost my virginity before I stopped wetting the bed. TFM.

  1. Fuck Smart Cars

    This is seriously what makes the wall? Yet, my posts that are halfway humorous go nowhere.

    13 years ago at 7:36 pm
  2. TakeALap

    I lost my virginity, and wet the bed at the same time from all the pee dripping out the buttocks.

    13 years ago at 7:39 pm
    1. NoMuffTooTuff

      Replace the word “wetting” with “pissing” and maybe you’ll see what he did there.

      13 years ago at 9:23 am
  3. idahabroVandal

    Believe it or not this is a fairly common occurrence in the great state of Idaho. Our maid Carla would tend to my loins every morning after she changed my sheets.

    13 years ago at 8:42 pm
  4. superwayne

    Pissing the bed in college. TFTC. Blaming it on the slam passed out next to you. TFM

    13 years ago at 9:23 pm
  5. richdaddybowtiefrat

    Your daddy paying Jessica Alba to come over and take your virginity at my Barmitzvah and fist pumping all your bros while in the act TrichdaddybowtiefratM

    13 years ago at 10:13 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      First off, it’s “bar mitzvah”. Two words. Laps. Now.
      Secondly, bar mitzvah=NF. More laps.
      Third, even if this was a sad attempt at a joke, I hope you make the wise decision to see if you can jump the grand canyon in a golf cart.

      13 years ago at 1:30 pm