Taught the new frathound a trick to get him ready for next spring break. TFM.

    1. YogiCashMoneyPKTPimp

      What is that sororostitute doing outta the kitchen!?! Make me a sandwich!!

      14 years ago at 10:56 pm
    2. AlphaFratGuy

      somebody revoke this sarastitutes talking privileges before i break out my paddle and stamp my letters across her ass

      14 years ago at 6:40 am
    1. FratrickBroseph

      Must be from Iowa. Cyclones haven’t beaten anyone else so far this year that can bitch and moan like a Hawkeye can.

      14 years ago at 1:22 am
    2. nubro

      Or just someone who grew up in the North Shore and knows how bad ISU and their students are.

      14 years ago at 12:49 am
    1. KlassyKappaG

      That’d be funny if it were true. Sorry I’m a girl and when I see an adorable puppy my sorority girliness comes out.

      14 years ago at 4:54 pm
    2. The Piker

      Sorry, you are a chunker and have proven that you are, in fact, uneducated, due to your inability to correctly separate clauses with commas. FATASS BITCH^

      14 years ago at 5:10 pm
    3. hellmaster

      Aren’t Pikes humiliated enough during fail friday? No need for you to perpetuate the stereotype, Piker.

      14 years ago at 6:03 pm
    4. The Piker

      Hellmaster is a pledge. He has to be if he has yet to appreciate the greatness of The Piker, and actually believes me to be a Pike.

      14 years ago at 6:22 pm
    5. Ronald Reaganomics

      Piker, lets be gentlemanly about this. That is NOT how you speak to a lady. Take a lap

      14 years ago at 6:53 pm
    6. Frat Daddy ISU

      KlassyKappaG, I’m sorry you’re probably reading all this below your comment.
      Piker if you think hellmaster is a pledge that makes you a GDI. Another total GDI move is referring to yourself in the third person. Along with you telling us that you are not a pike, your above comments have proven that you are not a man. For god’s sake next time you have a thought about what to comment on, have a cup of bleach instead.

      14 years ago at 6:54 pm
    7. KlassyKappaG

      Hahah oh The Piker, unfortunately I am not a fat you-know-what…sorry if that’s the only kind of girls you’re able to get.

      14 years ago at 9:04 pm
    8. Frat Harder

      her comment actually makes sense grammatically when you take out the abbreviations. therefore, you’re either hating on any girl who abbreviates anything (every girl you’ve ever dreamed about being with) or you’re an idiot. either way, take a lap.

      14 years ago at 10:35 pm
    9. Frattery

      Is posting under the name of a fraternity you’re not in supposed to be cool? Did I miss something here?

      14 years ago at 12:00 am
    10. KlassyKappaG

      You gentlemen are so nice, thank you kindly. The Piker should take some notes on etiquette.

      14 years ago at 1:01 am
    11. BROwnOutOfProportion

      I’d be a douche bag, too, if I only slammed fat chicks. Piker loves the porkers.

      14 years ago at 7:58 am
    12. Frattery

      Is being a designated TFM troll (and an “eh” one at that) supposed to be cool? Did I miss something here?

      14 years ago at 4:23 pm
    13. The Piker

      Maybe if you weren’t such a geed, you would understand the humor that comes with upsetting a chubby KKG without having to ever be in the immediate company of her cow-like existance.

      14 years ago at 8:09 pm
    14. Frat up or shut up

      Piker just schooled all of you. KKG, post your facebook so we can decide if you are fat or not.

      14 years ago at 9:53 am
    15. The Piker

      Jesus Christ al-fucking-mighty, you still don’t understand what a troll is, do you?

      14 years ago at 10:19 pm
    16. BROwnOutOfProportion

      ^^Sweetheart, no one can see because your profile is set to private.
      ^Piker–being proud of being a troll, TFTC? Grab a beer and take a breather.

      14 years ago at 9:41 am
    17. The Piker

      Not proud of my effort, but rather, shocked at the inability for others to pick up on sarcasm and not get upset over the fucking internet.

      14 years ago at 2:41 pm
    18. Rageyofaceoff

      You have Pike in your name… you were doomed from the day you activated your account.

      14 years ago at 3:45 am
    1. SterlingArcher

      It’s like the cat and the toilet in Meet The Parents. Non-opposable thumbs are hard to use when you’re trying to undo buttons.

      14 years ago at 12:21 am
  1. TheMadFratter9

    A thousand dollars you did not take that picture
    I have seen this picture before on the internet

    14 years ago at 7:06 pm
    1. FratwallJackson

      Do you really have nothing better to do than stumbleupon all day..? How do you people find all this shit?

      14 years ago at 7:27 am