US Air Force Destroys Tiny Boat With 2,000-Pound Bomb

The United States Air Force wanted to demonstrate that the B-1B supersonic stealth bomber, affectionately named the “bone,” is an effective weapon against Iranian high-speed military boats, Somali pirates, other surface sea vessels, or at this point, anything that floats. So, in an act described as “using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut,” they let the “bone” loose and it dropped the fucking hammer on an unmanned speedboat in the form of a 2,000-pound laser-guided bomb.

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If you aren’t erect right now, you don’t have a pulse.

Asked about the display, Lt. Col. Alejandro Gomez said, “This evaluation solidifies what our crew members have already known: We can strike surface targets.” Yep, you read that correctly. The Air Force just wanted to remind themselves, and anyone else who may be wondering, that they can blow shit up with payload to spare.

God bless America.

[via The Aviationist]

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  1. wisebeta

    The B-1 gave one of the best flyovers I can remember. Something about a strategic bomber that hits the afterburners right overhead… gives me one helluva patriotic boner

    12 years ago at 6:07 pm
    1. ModernSpartan

      what I would do to your mother is against the geneva convention too, and ive got a damn good reason for that.

      12 years ago at 1:01 pm
  2. BadInfluence

    The B1-b bomber is not stealth, however it flies lower than snake shit at supersonic speeds making a shit ton of noise that will wake up Hagi a country a way and there is no where his little towlhead can run.

    12 years ago at 8:15 pm
  3. psklumberjack

    I think Hannibal Smith said it best when he noted that “overkill is underrated”

    12 years ago at 1:30 am
  4. JohnFratYatesSommers

    And that bomb didn’t even have a warhead in it. Now that would be something to see.

    12 years ago at 2:18 pm