USA! USA! USA! USA!

The world’s most wanted terrorist, and public enemy number one to the United States of America, is dead. Navy Seals (FaF) executed an operation in Pakistan resulting in the killing of Osama Bin Laden. Yesterday, President Obama addressed the nation to give the good news, remembering 9/11 and the countless acts of violence and terrorism that the finally deceased evil bastard had committed. Raging commenced, and celebrations lasted deep into the night- some still haven’t stopped (I haven’t stopped). USA chants broke out in libraries across the country as people studying for finals said fuck it and sprinted for the door to join their brothers and sisters in a show of American unity. As news spread via social media, word of mouth, and text message, a USA chant broke out at the New York Mets/Phillies game, as well:

Personally, I needed two cases of beer, one for drinking and the other reserved only for repeat beer showers during the playing of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA,” “Proud to Be an American,” and our nation’s National Anthem. When the level of raging subsided, I sat drinking bourbon on one of the front porch swings at the frat castle, reflecting on the momentous achievements of the men (and women) in uniform who fight around the world ensuring American freedom is protected, and I was reminded of W’s 9/11 Bullhorn Speech:

As American’s we should thank God every single day that we live in a country where freedom is valued above all else. Taking down Bin Laden was a day that we’ll remember for the rest of our lives. May he burn in hell. WE GOT HIM! Now let’s fucking rage!

  1. buck

    bush is the real terrorist….how do u not see this….all of you are brainwashed idiots

    14 years ago at 2:09 pm
    1. Millard Bromore

      Because believing what ever some liberal director puts out about our country, that you obviously do not appreciate, is not being brainwashed.

      14 years ago at 2:32 pm
    2. Godandgunsaregood

      buck, you’re the one who has been brainwashed you dumbass. the brainless fucks like you who believe the conspiracy theories are almost as un-American as the raghead geeds who have been at war with freedom for the past three decades. move to Pakistan, they’ll embrace your views there, and then they’ll kill you.

      14 years ago at 2:33 pm
    3. buck

      every other country in the world thinks america is a joke because of these types of comments…..ur a laughing stock to the rest of the world

      14 years ago at 2:50 pm
    4. The Duke Brorrison

      we’re AMERICAN, we’re FRATSTARS, we clearly don’t give a crap what the world thinks. now get out of here GDI, there’s probably a tree or some terrorist that need a hug

      14 years ago at 2:56 pm
    5. Sir Fratimus III

      Hey buck I’ll buy your ticket to Afghanistan if you want. Then come tell me if Bush is a terrorist you fuck.

      14 years ago at 3:01 pm
    6. runninginthewetgrass

      buck, though you may believe we are the laughing stock of the world, it is not for these comments. These are comments of patriots, and those who believe in the protection and preservation of this great nation. are you saying if someone came into your house and killed your family you wouldn’t retaliate? noone hears the other countries laughing when we send our troops to help save their people, and rebuild their countries. you may not be a fan of Bush, and that’s your opinion, but he is no where near a terrorist. with that being said, if you don’t like America then please, get your shit and get out

      14 years ago at 3:17 pm
    7. 1869

      Hey buck, we’re America we don’t have to give a shit what the rest of the world thinks.

      14 years ago at 3:47 pm
    8. Fratwater

      Hey Buck, if you don’t like it, get the fuck out. As for us, we’ll keep making these “comments” because we don’t give a rat’s ass what other countries think about us, we know we’re the greatest nation on God’s green Earth.

      14 years ago at 4:05 pm
    9. Frat OClock

      If nobody else respects us, why do they keep trying to come here? Eat shit and die, asshole, this is the USA. Go peddle your liberal rhetoric in Europe.

      14 years ago at 4:35 pm
    10. Nobody

      George W. Bush should never be called a terrorist. He is 1000000000 times the man Obama is(I prob forgot a few zeros) and I wouldn’t even call that piece of shit a terrorist. Let alone an actual American Patriot(Which is NOT Obama): George W. Bush. Its insulting to decent Americans everywhere.

      14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    11. rooster cogburn

      goddamnit Buck you retard, I didnt vote for Bush but to call him a terrorist is well, its actually treason. maybe you should just off yourself

      14 years ago at 5:04 pm
    12. PearlsRibbonsBows

      That was the most ignorant comment I have ever read. Bush’s speech was from the heart and damn good. He doesn’t need someone to write his speeches for him to get his point across. Instead of waiting hours to address the nation he gave an impromptu speech that sends chills down any real American’s back. By stating that someone a billion times more patriotic than Obama is a terrorist you have proven your ignorance. If your not happy in the greatest nation in the world than please leave. I’d take Bush as my president any day over someone whos wife said that “for the first time in her life she’s proud of America” after Obama’s election.

      14 years ago at 7:13 pm
    13. Confederate Fratter

      Hey Buck if we’re a joke then move to the middle east, I mean you clearly think we’re brainwashed idiots so why don’t you pack your trash bags and go hug you some terrorists. Send us a letter and let us how that goes you fucking geed.

      14 years ago at 8:46 pm
    14. Mward2002

      The military fights to give you the freedom to say stupid shit like that. Unfortunately they’re not going to protect you from the assbeating you undoubtedly deserve.

      14 years ago at 11:12 am
  2. rooster cogburn

    Paki president on CNN on april 12. “I can say for certain that Usama Bin-Laden is not in Pakistan.” good work fellas

    14 years ago at 5:05 pm
  3. Fratseidon

    Waking up the Supe and ‘Dant to celebrate bin Laden’s death with us. TFM. Then braking down the gate to go riot downtown at the bars. TFTC.

    14 years ago at 6:27 pm
  4. Hazing since 1789

    I’m not a big Obama fan by any means, but he gave a good speech. Much better than I had expected it to be.

    14 years ago at 6:36 pm
    1. InFratdel

      Other than taking all credit for capturing the Bastard, yes, Obama’s speech was not bad

      14 years ago at 12:39 am
    2. LITP1913

      It may have been good, BUT he had to read off of a screen that was feeding him the message. With that being said Bush knew his speech, and didn’t have to have it on a screen for hime.
      Obama sucks!

      14 years ago at 12:40 am
    3. Year Around Frat

      I like Bush more but don’t even pretend Bush is better at giving speeches than Obama is. It wasn’t Bush’s talent. Rather fucking terrorists up was his talent.

      14 years ago at 10:47 am
  5. Midshipbro

    Just a heads up, the Navy is taking down all the videos of the Commandants speech due to the language he used. There are some other videos of the Academy riots on youtube though.

    14 years ago at 10:17 pm