My portfolio's profit margins would hurt your parents' feelings. TFM.

  1. Ari Gold II

    Remember the class when he taught you all how to make it rain? That’s what he’s going to be doing every single night. Dollar, dollar bills, y’all.

    14 years ago at 12:30 pm
  2. senilegrouchomarx

    Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that you are a financial genius?

    14 years ago at 1:55 pm
  3. fraterati

    You mean capital gains? Profit margin implies that there is revenue, when there is none.

    14 years ago at 3:42 pm
  4. TakeALap

    You’re a liar, and a fucking f.aggot. California is filled with only pussies and gays. You sir, are both. Not only do I award you zero points, but people like you ruin this website. While you read this in your vans, volcom shirt, and quicksilver board shorts, please take a good look at your life and realize that no matter what you do, we will always hate you. The bleached hair, long boards, and fudge packaging residents of California ruin the United States of America’s image. If there were a time machine that I could buy with your “profit margins that would hurt my parents’ feelings,” then I would use it to move forward in time, when California has been detached from the contiguous United States, since it lies on a plate boundary. However, by that time, thanks to your liberal state, the United States will have moved closer and closer to a communist society because your state likes to vote for n.iggers who will give everyone free healthcare so you can have your assholes sewn back together for free, after sitting on so many upside down bar stools at your gay clubs. In addition to the beginning of my rant, I would also like to say that you have no idea what you are talking about. These would be considered capital gains, because as stated from someone else, you don’t have any revenue at your age. Unless you are selling your asshole to the streets, or own a marijuana dispensary, because any jack off can open one, then you are not making the money that you lie about on this website. Everyone is now dumber, for having seen your post. I really wish the best of luck to you in the future. I hope there is a large storm for you and your “bros” to go hit the surf on, then the massive waves swallow you whole, like your boyfriend does your semen. This concludes my rant, have a nice day California.

    14 years ago at 4:23 pm
    1. Fraternal__Reb

      ^This book titled: I love adderall and hate California by TakeALap can be purchased at a Barnes & Noble near you.

      14 years ago at 4:48 pm
    2. senilegrouchomarx

      ^ Oh please, you’re the type who wouldn’t even drink wine at Communion.

      14 years ago at 5:40 pm