Decided slampiece was a keeper when her dad told me I needed to get a boating license for 60+ feet. TFM.

14 years ago
  2. Old Crow Frat Show

    First of all, its called a Captain’s license, and they’re classified in Tons, not feet. Get it right geed.

    14 years ago at 3:32 pm
    1. John Daly Drunk

      Thank you, I was hoping somebody would catch this doucher with no boating education.

      14 years ago at 6:12 pm
  5. Brostan Whaler

    Then he saw your frosted tips and cargo shorts and told you to get your filthy westcoast hippy hands away from his daughter

    14 years ago at 11:32 am