USC Coach Steve Sarkisian Gets Turnt Up At Kickoff Event, Gets Escorted Out By AD Pat Haden

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Last night, Steve Sarkisian was apparently getting after it at USC’s “Salute to Troy” kickoff event. He let loose, threw back drinks with no regard for mankind, dropped F-bomb after F-bomb during his speech, and was eventually escorted out of the building by Athletic Director Pat Haden and former Trojans Head Coach John McKay.

Love it. If I’m a player or a recruit, I’m ready to suit up and run through a fucking brick wall for this man. I don’t want this kind of behavior in my head ball coach, I NEED it. “Seven Win Steve” is a true players coach, which I’ll take over some old-school, uptight, joyless hardass like the Todd Grahams of the world every day of the week.

If you have a problem with the face of your program getting rowdy at a banquet dinner, shit-talking the competition, and firing out dildo jokes to attendees, you’re undoubtedly the same unbearable slapdick traditionalist that is calling for excessive celebration whenever a player doesn’t immediately hand the ball back to the referees. There’s a reason no one invites you over on Saturdays.

Keep on keeping on, Steve.

[via Lost Letterman]

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  1. NY Frock Exchange

    Liberals might be the reason we can’t have nice things but Coach sark is the reason we can have nice things. Good job as always Dan

    9 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. tauptier

    Now I can’t read articles about people named Steve without getting mad. Fuck you steveholt

    9 years ago at 3:30 pm
  3. The_PutterThrow1858

    This website has forever ruined the name Steve for me. Now every time I hear the name Steve my immediate reflex is ” Yeah! Fuck that guy.”

    9 years ago at 3:39 pm
    1. geed_N_proud

      Steve Jobs
      Steve Carell
      Steve Buscemi
      Steve Martin
      Stone Cold “Steve” Austin
      Steve Earle
      Steve Forbes
      Steve Irwin
      Steve Nash
      Steve Smith
      Steve Harvey

      9 years ago at 3:49 pm
      1. George Dickel

        Q: Whats the difference between Steve Holt and Steve Irwin?
        A: Steve Irwin didn’t deserve to die.

        9 years ago at 7:21 pm
      2. George Dickel

        Also, don’t forget Steve Winwood. With songs like Higher Love and Valerie his spot on the is a no-brainer.

        9 years ago at 7:34 pm