PIKE At USC’s “PIKE Paradise” Party Was Better Than Any Party You’ve Thrown This Semester
Notice how I made that statement without exceptions. I don’t care if your fraternity is top house or bottom of the barrel dumpster swine on your campus. USC PIKE’s PIKE Paradise Party blows anything you got into this semester out of the damn ocean.
How do parties this good exist? Look how much of a blast everyone’s having. Putting your party up against this party in a party off would be the stupidest thing you ever did. This party is ancient Rome, yours is ancient Lithuania. This party is Kibbles, yours is lowly Bits. This party > your party.
If I was there, I’d be this guy.
Look at him. He’s just in a complete happy shock.
“How is life this fun?”
“Holy shit: I’ve peaked. Life is all downhill from here.”
“Booty had me like…”
Well done, PIKE..
Must be cool for the one person who remembered it
9 years ago at 5:12 pmToo bad none of the girls can remember it
9 years ago at 5:13 pmExcept none of my parties had any pikes at them.
They didn’t have anyone at them but the first point still stands.
9 years ago at 5:14 pmThere were no pikes at his party so I’m gonna make you an offer
9 years ago at 6:22 pmHow much Xanax was in the punch?
9 years ago at 5:17 pmAll of it
9 years ago at 10:18 pmMaybe it was the angles but it seemed kind of small for your “big yearly party”
9 years ago at 5:17 pmI saw a lot of unenthusiastic people standing around in the background.
9 years ago at 5:25 pmwere you there bro. it seems like you were. tell us more about it.
9 years ago at 5:44 pmPike used one of my old recipes for their punch at this party
9 years ago at 5:45 pmVideo makes it look way better than it was
9 years ago at 6:04 pmThis is a tame night in the life of richdaddybowtiefrat.
9 years ago at 6:12 pm