USC university of southern california PIKE PIKE Paradise

PIKE At USC’s “PIKE Paradise” Party Was Better Than Any Party You’ve Thrown This Semester
9 years ago

Notice how I made that statement without exceptions. I don’t care if your fraternity is top house or bottom of the barrel dumpster swine on your campus. USC PIKE’s PIKE Paradise Party blows anything you got into this semester out of the damn ocean.

How do parties this good exist? Look how much of a blast everyone’s having. Putting your party up against this party in a party off would be the stupidest thing you ever did. This party is ancient Rome, yours is ancient Lithuania. This party is Kibbles, yours is lowly Bits. This party > your party.

If I was there, I’d be this guy.

USC

Look at him. He’s just in a complete happy shock.

“How is life this fun?”

“Holy shit: I’ve peaked. Life is all downhill from here.”

“Booty had me like…”

Well done, PIKE.

  2. richdaddybowtiefrat

    Glad they got a snapshot of Fujifilm Pledge. One of his tasks was driving from Elon to USC to crash this lame Pike party. Glad to see he followed through, but he’s still going to get balled.

    9 years ago at 6:14 pm
    1. Fratty Couples PGA

      Pretty sure this was Southern Cal, not South Carolina, so that would be a long drive.

      9 years ago at 6:44 pm
      5. richdaddybowtiefrat

        Which is why we made Fujifilm Pledge drive there you fucking peasant. GDIs like you wouldn’t understand. If you want to be in my brotherhood you better fucking earn it by doing some epic shit.

        9 years ago at 10:45 am
      6. richdaddybowtiefrat

        I bet where your Welfare State School this would be considered hazing.

        9 years ago at 10:46 am
  3. CreightonFratStar

    Can we please get the cover photo or hungover shirt girl on babe of the day?

    9 years ago at 8:43 pm
  5. smithpm

    I’d give you a ratio of guys who “think they’re cool” vs “actually cool” but I failed to see anyone who fit the later.

    9 years ago at 12:47 pm