USC’s Bookstore Is Trolling Alabama By Selling “Roll Tears Roll” Shirts
In Alabama, there is nothing more sacred than the phrase “Roll Tide Roll.” In fact, I believe the official rankings are “Roll Tide Roll,” football, Nick Saban, and then God somewhere further down the list. Hillary is in dead last, obviously.
The Southern Cal bookstore, in an effort to troll the Crimson Tide fans, recently decided it’d be a good idea to start selling “Roll Tears Roll” t-shirts. USC and Alabama face off in a Week 1 opener Sept. 3 in Arlington, Texas.
My God. Give this t-shirt designer a raise. These are glorious.
At the same time, though, please fire whoever approved these shirts. Seriously. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Oregon fans found that one out the hard way a few years ago with all of their “We Want Bama” signs. They, in fact, lost to Stanford and did not get Bama. Sad!
This might not be the best idea, USC. I’m sorry to break it to you but your past few football years have been nothing to brag about. The Lane Kiffin era was a shit show (although I thank you for bit of that). The Steve Sarkisian era was somehow more of a shit show. I can’t imagine Clay Helton is your lord and savior.
The shirts, selling at the low low price of $19.95, are supposedly selling out pretty quick. That’s one expensive tissue..
yeah but Bama will still win.
9 years ago at 12:47 pmTrue, but USC is a real university.
9 years ago at 12:59 pmBut you still have to live in California. Liberal pussy bitch.
9 years ago at 1:06 pmHahahaha, yes. We can’t all be perfect. I’m just surprised you were able to construct a grammatically correct sentence.
9 years ago at 3:58 pmYeah, be cuz all us southerners sure are uh lot dumber than y’all genius Californians with ur bankrupt state and terrible livun cunditions.
9 years ago at 4:52 pmWe know how great education standards are in the south, and nearly everyone’s obese. not the route i wouldve gone
9 years ago at 7:00 pmStop fat shaming, you of all people being from a liberal state should know that
9 years ago at 9:08 pmHey chief, lets tone down on the condescension
9 years ago at 8:57 amI’ll take Tuscaloosa, Athens, Knoxville, etc. over the gaping asshole known as L.A. EVERYDAY, EVERY TIME!!
a) I can talk shit about how horrible the new ghostbusters film is and not worry about everyone’s feelings within a 100 ft radius of me (or make sure I apologize so they’re not offended). Fuck you if you’re offended.
b) I don’t have to constantly wonder whether or not someone is sincere or fake, if they are wanting to gay rape me or check my privilege, or hear another tool boast about the awesome weather in ‘Cali.’ [Congrats California, you have plenty of sunlight and over regulated overrated beaches that ban you from having pets, alcohol, campfires, etc. You can keep them.]
c) The San Andreas fault isn’t going to literally decimate my city and state when the inevitable (and very past due) earthquake occurs. Good luck with that by the way gay boys. I’m sure the plethora of sunlight, picturesque views, free speech zones, and ocean breezes will protect you. Oh me?? I’ll be on the golf course cracking open a cold beer with some SEC smoke-shows as we nonchalantly watch your cesspool of a city circle the drain . (I think I’ll hit another bucket of balls before dinner).
d) Great College Football/Relevant CFB/NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
[Dont be sad, I’m sure your wonderful state will provide you all with participation trophies paid for by you, the wise credit card millionaire taxpayers ]
e) We appreciate and support our law enforcement officers, military personnel, and all those who made this country great without chastising or accusing them of being insensitive. And do it proudly.
f) I don’t experience a piercing sense of depression, filth, or idiocracy when I venture into the city and witness Darwins rejects acting as if they’re important.
I’m embarrassed and mortified that ca is a part of America (A really gay, sensitive, pussified piece that is). Waiting for nature to correct itself and swallow y’all up so we can have some peace and quiet for a moment.
Roll SEC Roll
(USC) Come talk to me when you get to play at the big boys table. Keep trying and please continue serving your coaches booze. Classic USC.
9 years ago at 10:21 amGod damn! Probably the funniest shit ive ever seen! At least top 3! Lol!
9 years ago at 12:47 pmThat bookstore will sell more Hillary shirts
9 years ago at 1:15 pmJust like last year’s championship, trash talk Alabama and in return they do their talking on the field.
9 years ago at 1:18 pmAs if firing Lane Kiffin wasn’t motivation enough…dude’s gonna hang more point than he has NCAA violations
9 years ago at 1:36 pmYea tears will roll for USC.
9 years ago at 2:13 pmWould be funnier if usc had been relevant in the last decade
9 years ago at 3:42 pmAt least Bama’s OJ only killed Clemson
9 years ago at 8:58 am