Seersucker, the most American of all fabrics, bordered by stars and stripes on a toga.

  1. J Fratpont Morgan

    Maybe if you’re lucky, she’ll let you snuggle with her a little bit later until the guy she’s gonna fuck texts her.

    14 years ago at 7:42 pm
  2. Pharaoh of Frats

    Mixing seersucker, the American flag, and togas is like trying to mix fraternity men and GDI’s. You can’t do it, successfully anyway.

    14 years ago at 12:41 am