UT-Knoxville To Encourage Gender Neutral Pronouns On Campus, Have Officially Lost Their Damn Minds

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In an article that reads like it comes from The Onion — and I’m still not 100% convinced it’s not satire — we have learned that the University of Tennessee, Knoxville is urging its students and faculty to scrap traditional gender specific pronouns, such as “he” and “she,” and switch to gender neutral ones. Replacing “he” and “she” is “ze,” and replacing “him” and “her” is “hir” (pronounced like here). “Ze, hir, hirs, xe, xem, xyr” are all the replacement pronouns they’d like to be used on campus. See the above guide to figure the hell out which means what. Really. REALLY.

Apparently these are real English words?

The University of Tennessee Office for Diversity and Inclusion would like to promote a more inclusive campus, because calling someone with a penis “he,” and someone with a vagina “she,” could possibly offend them — if they choose to identify as the opposite gender from which they were born.

From WATE:

“We should not assume someone’s gender by their appearance, nor by what is listed on a roster or in student information systems,” Donna Braquet, the Director of the University of Tennessee’s Pride Center said. “Transgender people and people who do not identify within the gender binary may use a different name than their legal name and pronouns of their gender identity, rather than the pronouns of the sex they were assigned at birth.”

For the first week of classes, Braquet is also asking teachers to ask everyone to provide their name and pronoun instead of calling roll. “The name a student uses may not be the one on the official roster, and the roster name may not be the same gender as the one the student now uses,” ze said.

How about this local ABC affiliate just casually dropping a gender neutral pronoun in their article about UT-Knoxville using gender neutral pronouns like we’re already accustomed to it?

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It’s not satire. I swear.

2015 will go down as the year America lost its balls, which is oddly fitting in this case. We’re not happy unless we’re offended, and we’re not complacent unless we’re fighting for something totally asinine. This is one of the worst cases of “Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” I’ve seen yet. And at Tennessee, no less. UT-Knoxville has officially lost zirs damn minds.

P.S. This is not going to go over well with the students there. Just saying.

[via WATE]

    1. AbrahamDrinkoln

      It sounds like they’re trying to turn our American English into French. Ricky Bobby would never stand for this.

      10 years ago at 11:56 am
    2. Sand_Hill_Alum

      Everyone is so scared that someone may get their feelings hurt. According to the University of Alabama, there are approximately between 3 and 5 students of the 30,000+ student body that identify with a sex other than male or female. It would be ridiculous if the school tried to implement a policy such as this to accommodate for 0.000166% of the student population. This is what UT is doing. Why do schools wish to copy the absurd policies of institutions like UC-Davis?

      10 years ago at 12:58 pm
      1. AKSN1151

        Jimmy Cheek (our chancellor) is trying to fuck us hard on his way to make us a top 25 university. Big Orange Screw got us again.

        10 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. Upstanding Gentleman

      Whoa man, you’ve gotta put trigger warnings if you’re gonna say something like that!
      Oh sorry, I mean “whoa zir,” apparently.

      10 years ago at 12:05 pm
  1. volthewayturndup

    Love UT, but fuck the administration. They do nothing but hinder Greek life and come out with asinine policies.

    10 years ago at 11:48 am
  2. IAmInAFrat

    They should also just have professors stop calling the students by name so no one gets offended if he accidentally mispronounces their name. I can’t believe universities have been so insensitive for so long!

    10 years ago at 11:50 am
  3. PeytonsBich

    As a UT student, I will honestly be bothered if I am referred to as ‘ze’ or forced to refer to a classmate as such. I have never run into a problem on campus where a student who identifies as transgender is offended by the pronoun they are called. UT is making a problem out of something that is virtually nonexistent on our campus. I’m all for equality and I want everybody to be happy and included no matter how they identify, but this is flat out absurd. There are much better ways of addressing this ‘problem’ and handling the situation than forcing all of us to identify and be identified as ‘ze’.

    10 years ago at 11:52 am
    1. IAmInAFrat

      Exactly. Even Caitlyn Jenner, the king (queen?) of transgenders, said she doesn’t mind being called he or she.

      10 years ago at 11:56 am
    2. Larry_Sellers

      If I ever actually hear someone use one of these “z” pronouns I will fall into a deep depression. I weep for our nation.

      10 years ago at 12:56 pm
  4. Schermerhorny Johnson

    America is officially losing its balls. Now-a-days everyone has to get everything they want. No one can be told “tough shit” or “deal with it” anymore without having a lawsuit filed against them. And when people try to overlook the madness with comedy they get chastised publicly and are labeled “intolerant” or “racist”.
    Listen, if you were born with a dick and feel like you would rather be a girl, more power too you. You are a brave individual that will live life on your terms, and I respect that. But when people try to force certain changes that affects everyone’s way of life, including speech, I say fuck you.
    If you want to change from Sam to Sally and where yoga pants then that’s fine, you change your lifestyle, but don’t you dare try and change mine to better suit your needs.

    10 years ago at 11:54 am
  5. FranklinHowardStogie

    This is downright embarrassing. Just a waste of brain cells and fleshy mass in that administration.

    10 years ago at 11:57 am