UT-ZTA’s Tumblr Is So Hot It’ll Melt Your Face

What’s up, losers? I’m keeping it in the south this morning and moving this war to Austin, TX. The girls of Zeta Tau Alpha at the University of Texas want in, and being the courteous guy that I am, I’m not going to deny them to opportunity. Why would I? They’re gorgeous! Must be something in the water in Texas.

Check out their full Tumblr HERE. The highlights are below.

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Her hair is the most beautiful camouflage I’ve ever seen.

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I bet I can outdrive all of them.

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Hook ’em Horns

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Wait, is that Babe of the Day Bianca?

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Where’s Nemo?

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  1. YOLOisDead

    why dont you number these posts so I dont have to scroll through the whole page to judge some chick

    11 years ago at 11:10 am
  2. SlayinTS717

    looking at a hot sorority’s tumblr and posting the pics for an article the next day, damn what a life

    11 years ago at 12:15 pm
  3. Heatball4

    Did you really think “Where’s Nemo?” was a necessary or mildly funny comment intern?

    11 years ago at 12:18 pm