OH SHIT!!!! I’ve heard of that boarding school…. Tony Montana’s School of you will never amount to anything because you are 17 and obviously have a cocaine problem.
you embody the definition of NF, if not much worse.
1) hardcore drugs do not make you cool.
1a) especially in high school.
2) you’re not even in college. wtf are you doing on here?
3) if you somehow actually do get admitted to a respectable university, you don’t stand a chance of getting a bid to a decent fraternity.
3a) …unless you can convince them that your grandfather will donate additional dorm rooms in place of the fraternity’s philanthropy.
4) if what you wrote is true, you are a part of everything that is wrong with America.
4a) if you made that up, you are too stupid to insult. see second half of 4.
5) regardless, your parents must be proud, if not blown away, at how you’ve turned out; undeniably a result of exemplary parenting.
this backfired, eh prepschooler?
14 years ago at 11:42 pmWhat the fuck is this shit?
14 years ago at 11:49 pmLet’s see proof, what prepschool? Ill call up and find out if there are new buildings commissioned
14 years ago at 12:19 amdidnt fucking think so.
14 years ago at 9:44 amOH SHIT!!!! I’ve heard of that boarding school…. Tony Montana’s School of you will never amount to anything because you are 17 and obviously have a cocaine problem.
14 years ago at 12:20 amdoing hard drugs in high school NF
14 years ago at 12:43 amCocaine is not a hard drug.
14 years ago at 9:24 amum yes it is. It’s extremely addictive and totally awesome.
14 years ago at 9:44 amyou embody the definition of NF, if not much worse.
1) hardcore drugs do not make you cool.
14 years ago at 1:50 am1a) especially in high school.
2) you’re not even in college. wtf are you doing on here?
3) if you somehow actually do get admitted to a respectable university, you don’t stand a chance of getting a bid to a decent fraternity.
3a) …unless you can convince them that your grandfather will donate additional dorm rooms in place of the fraternity’s philanthropy.
4) if what you wrote is true, you are a part of everything that is wrong with America.
4a) if you made that up, you are too stupid to insult. see second half of 4.
5) regardless, your parents must be proud, if not blown away, at how you’ve turned out; undeniably a result of exemplary parenting.
^ this
14 years ago at 2:52 amBOOM! Best roast this site has seen.
14 years ago at 3:07 amExpecting to see a “no pun intended” after the term “blown away.”
I still laughed.
14 years ago at 6:12 amNice move, sir.
14 years ago at 6:51 pmdude everyone knows coke doesnt count as a drug. its like driving drunk when you’re a rich person.
14 years ago at 10:03 pmYour Grandpa having to donate money so you don’t fuck up the family name NF
14 years ago at 2:43 am“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”
14 years ago at 3:37 am“First of all, a lion, swimming in the ocean…?”
14 years ago at 6:53 amYou lose that battle, you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
14 years ago at 8:29 am^This. Great movie.
14 years ago at 9:47 am“coming up against a full grown 800lb tuna? With his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.”
14 years ago at 10:40 amIs there an echo on this site?
14 years ago at 9:43 amGuess you spend a lot of time with the headmaster, then?
14 years ago at 4:42 amI see what you did there.
14 years ago at 9:51 amYou are a retard. Nothing more.
14 years ago at 5:36 am