UW-Madison’s Twitter Got Hacked This Morning And Became Woke As Hell

The University of Wisconsin-Madison always has great Twitter game, but that was especially true this morning when, for a short, spectacular while, they transformed from UW-Madison into U MAD? thanks to the work of a hacker who said more in four tweets than most people say in a lifetime.

Woke. Very woke. So woke that an oblivious boy like me should have probably unfollowed @UWMadison rather than screenshotting those since-deleted tweets, for my simpleton, somnolent brain cannot comprehend such sleeplessness. But here we are, staring at the work of a woke God, wondering what to do with his four commandments. Let’s investigate.

The hacker’s first tweet was his most woke. I have absolutely zero clue what it means, but I’m certain that if I did, I’d instantly be gunned down by radicals for “knowing too much.”

It’s hard to tell whether @idfc is the man who did this hacking or simply a hacker whom our woke hacker despises. @idfc’s Twitter account has been suspended either way.

That link? It takes you to this video.
If this had been the only tweet the hacker had sent out, it probably would’ve been met with positivity in the form of “Damn @UWMadison goes hard.”
And finally…

From his use of the term “university,” one must assume this hacker is from across the pond. But who’s to say?
Now, because you didn’t ask for it, here’s a ranking of these tweets based on how woke they are:
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[via Twitter/@UWMadison]
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Stay woke
9 years ago at 10:48 amOnly thing woke is my pledge brother who I thought was dead last night
9 years ago at 10:55 amDearest Hannah,
9 years ago at 10:58 amI want the succ
Love,
Blowjob420
Shut the fuck up, Roger Ailes
8 years ago at 8:43 amSuck my cock you fucking whore
8 years ago at 9:43 amHannah from FSU can have my kids. 9/10
9 years ago at 11:02 amAlso bring back the Bbbbbone zooonnee!!
Too bad you don’t go to FSU lool
9 years ago at 11:12 amWow good one!
9 years ago at 12:01 pmYou both fucking suck
8 years ago at 4:10 pmPicture of her and those two friends on the patio could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room
9 years ago at 11:12 amBOTD’s friends are all hotter than she is.
9 years ago at 11:20 amYeah but she’s got a serious turd cutter
9 years ago at 11:39 amMeh
9 years ago at 11:45 amHannah has that face that says “I’ve snorted coke out of some guys butthole just because”
9 years ago at 11:28 amNot really chief
9 years ago at 11:45 amCounting Blue Cars – Dishwalla
9 years ago at 11:33 amBOTD needs to eat something.
9 years ago at 11:40 amDick?
9 years ago at 12:02 pmEbonics NF
9 years ago at 11:41 amI’ve got a feeling you wear a vineyard vines long sleeve with chubbies and a patagonia snapback everyday to high school
9 years ago at 12:27 pmCan’t forget the Sperry’s and mid-calf socks.
8 years ago at 3:21 pm