UW-Madison’s Twitter Got Hacked This Morning And Became Woke As Hell

The University of Wisconsin-Madison always has great Twitter game, but that was especially true this morning when, for a short, spectacular while, they transformed from UW-Madison into U MAD? thanks to the work of a hacker who said more in four tweets than most people say in a lifetime.

Woke. Very woke. So woke that an oblivious boy like me should have probably unfollowed @UWMadison rather than screenshotting those since-deleted tweets, for my simpleton, somnolent brain cannot comprehend such sleeplessness. But here we are, staring at the work of a woke God, wondering what to do with his four commandments. Let’s investigate.

The hacker’s first tweet was his most woke. I have absolutely zero clue what it means, but I’m certain that if I did, I’d instantly be gunned down by radicals for “knowing too much.”

It’s hard to tell whether @idfc is the man who did this hacking or simply a hacker whom our woke hacker despises. @idfc’s Twitter account has been suspended either way.

That link? It takes you to this video.
If this had been the only tweet the hacker had sent out, it probably would’ve been met with positivity in the form of “Damn @UWMadison goes hard.”
And finally…

From his use of the term “university,” one must assume this hacker is from across the pond. But who’s to say?
Now, because you didn’t ask for it, here’s a ranking of these tweets based on how woke they are:
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[via Twitter/@UWMadison]
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How are BOTD’s teeth so white? She obviously pukes on a daily basis
9 years ago at 1:00 pmGood
9 years ago at 2:58 pmCan somebody get the BOTD a steak or something??
9 years ago at 2:50 pmScary thin….
BOTD was an ugly duckling that blew guys in HS to become popular. When she blossomed, she kept doing it because she just really likes it. Same goes for anal.
8 years ago at 3:37 pm“Any pussy who goes to this loser school deserves to get hacked.” – my son
8 years ago at 8:19 pmIt’s an absolute disgrace that we can’t comment on the slut of the day anymore. These whores go around every day thinking they are perfect and too good for any guy. They desperately need a reality check and the comments were the way we could give it to them
8 years ago at 8:47 pmHow pitiful is your life that you get on TFM and troll every single day? I honestly respect it but I cant figure out what your angle is.
8 years ago at 8:30 amVaginator hates them because they don’t blow him
8 years ago at 8:42 amI think most of us can agree that it’s usually the guys saying negative stuff about babe of the day who can’t get laid
8 years ago at 10:27 amHe’s across the pond talking shit.
8 years ago at 10:19 am