while i disagree, not pissing yourself WOULD make you a fraternity gentleman, because i have more than once and it isn’t cool…ever. but if you haven’t, you aren’t a true rager. shit happens and any girl who doesn’t understand this can be gone.
You sir/maybe high school kid are a fucking moron. I’m sorry that some of us are genetically superior humans and can control our bladder. I guarantee that I could out drink your ass any day of the week, then wake up in my dry/un-pissed bed and keep drinking you under the table. TFM pledge is fucking worthless if he let this on here. Good God.
Of course I peed my pants. Everyone my age pees their pants its the coolest.
14 years ago at 8:35 pmBilly Maddison. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:39 pmIf peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
14 years ago at 9:14 pmNot one of those douchebags that think their “too fratty” to get blackout drunk and piss themselves. Not afraid to say I’ve been there. Frat on sir.
14 years ago at 8:37 pmThey’re. Damn auto correct.
14 years ago at 8:38 pmDon’t sit there, I pissed myself when I fell asleep in that chair last week. Try the couch.
14 years ago at 8:56 pmHow did this not make fail friday???
14 years ago at 9:14 pmIf you’re telling me you haven’t woke up in your piss at least once before. I don’t think you should consider yourself a true fraternity gentleman.
14 years ago at 9:29 pm^^2nd. Waking up in your own piss is part of college, let alone fratting. Anyone who says they haven’t done it is either lying or the lamest of GDIs.
14 years ago at 10:59 pmor lucky enough to some how manage perfect bladder control when blacked out.
14 years ago at 7:04 amBladder control and respect for yourself. TFM.
14 years ago at 9:28 pmwhile i disagree, not pissing yourself WOULD make you a fraternity gentleman, because i have more than once and it isn’t cool…ever. but if you haven’t, you aren’t a true rager. shit happens and any girl who doesn’t understand this can be gone.
14 years ago at 12:39 amIt’s not ideal, but it happens to those who rage all out. I guess you never have…
14 years ago at 3:05 pmPissin yourself in your own bed with a slam next to you. Too Frat to Give a Motherfuck
14 years ago at 11:34 pmAnd then convincing her its her urine in the morning and making her wash your sheets…
14 years ago at 11:40 pmfratikus maximus is the man
14 years ago at 9:38 am“wtf bitch, you pissed my bed…and this has to be dry cleaned. go deal with it.” -TFM.
14 years ago at 1:21 amMy only dilemma is what to do after I’ve already flipped the mattress twice. Guess its time to buy a new one…
14 years ago at 11:38 pmswitch your with your gdi roommates, because he will never get to experience that level of college
14 years ago at 7:00 pmNaturally his bed is smaller than mine, so no can do unfortunately.
14 years ago at 7:52 pmYou sir/maybe high school kid are a fucking moron. I’m sorry that some of us are genetically superior humans and can control our bladder. I guarantee that I could out drink your ass any day of the week, then wake up in my dry/un-pissed bed and keep drinking you under the table. TFM pledge is fucking worthless if he let this on here. Good God.
14 years ago at 12:00 amHey everybody, this guy is super good at drinking! So good, he can talk shit about it on the internet!
14 years ago at 12:40 amWe honored to be in your iron-clad bladder’s presence. Teach us your ways, master!
14 years ago at 1:04 amLearn to hold your liquor. Stop pissing on yourself. You are supposed to rise above the GDI’s, not fall back among them.
14 years ago at 6:47 amThat, or you were never an infant.
14 years ago at 12:24 am+1
14 years ago at 7:32 amfratstars were never infants, they came out of their mother’s womb already as men
14 years ago at 8:36 amMoneyshot.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmBeing known widely as the guy that rages his fucking ass off who you don’t want sleeping on any of your furniture TFM.
14 years ago at 9:53 amGot the name of R Kelly in my chapter. Frat on sir.
14 years ago at 8:07 pmHaving to explain to your geed roommate that people can get that drunk. TFM.
14 years ago at 5:41 pm