I was thinking about writing something like this, but I didn’t know how to word it and not come across as a complete douche. Looks like it’s still impossible.
pledges waking up too late for their alarm clock duties, gettin flipped over by the matress, pinned against the wall with it, and tasered. They rarely oversleep twice.
Waking up with your shoes on and not bothering to check your face. TFTC.
14 years ago at 8:36 pmWaking up with your shoes on and people not having the balls to have written on your face FaF.
14 years ago at 8:45 pmI was thinking about writing something like this, but I didn’t know how to word it and not come across as a complete douche. Looks like it’s still impossible.
14 years ago at 8:48 pm^Yes.
14 years ago at 11:01 pmWaking up with your face covered w/ sharpie ink and your body buried under 40% of the furniture/objects in the room is NF. Take your shoes off rush.
14 years ago at 8:45 pmJust like pissing yourself/the bed while blackout, you’re a liar if you say you’ve never done it. Either a liar or non-raging geed.
14 years ago at 8:48 pmYou make a good point. However, I pissed the bed in my own room.
14 years ago at 8:54 pmLooks like those of us with bladder control get drawn on instead.
14 years ago at 7:19 amReproduction of my TFM. https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/314663. Being unoriginal. NF.
14 years ago at 8:48 pm^ while they are similar, they definitely aren’t the same. on the positive side, yours is about 500 times better than this TFM
14 years ago at 8:55 pmDo you keep your TFM bookmarked on your browser?
14 years ago at 10:51 pmNo but I always play with Bowser.
14 years ago at 11:42 pmIt’s in his scrapbook duh
14 years ago at 12:05 amNot waking up at all. FaF.
14 years ago at 9:03 pmtoo far?
14 years ago at 9:12 pmcoma from drinking.. TFTC???
14 years ago at 9:20 pmtoo soon?
14 years ago at 10:07 pmMaybe he meant to say “Not falling asleep.” I hope so
14 years ago at 12:06 amI hope so… that shit was kind of morbid.
14 years ago at 12:27 am^Calm the fuck down
14 years ago at 2:07 amNo.
14 years ago at 8:57 pmI don’t recall posting this TFM…TFTC?
14 years ago at 9:04 pmyou killed it.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmcool story, bro.
14 years ago at 10:16 pmAsking for an encore. NF
14 years ago at 11:27 amWaking up with someone else’s shoes on. FaF
14 years ago at 10:13 pmWaking up not knowing where either of your shoes are. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:22 pmWaking up with women’s shoes on. TFTC.
14 years ago at 10:29 amI just posted a TFM that says “TFM Pledge is a pussy. TFM.” He obviously won’t post it but I just want to see if he gets butthurt at all.
14 years ago at 11:21 pmWords can’t describe how cool your story was.
14 years ago at 11:25 amInvest in some sperry’s pledge
14 years ago at 11:27 pmSperrys have pledges?
14 years ago at 11:34 pm^this guy
thank you, baby Jesus, for grammar
14 years ago at 12:23 ampledges waking up too late for their alarm clock duties, gettin flipped over by the matress, pinned against the wall with it, and tasered. They rarely oversleep twice.
14 years ago at 12:26 amhowever, we don’t steal their shoes. We aren’t assholes about it.
14 years ago at 12:28 am