Valentine’s Day Letter
14 years ago

My Special Sweetheart,

You fear, sometimes, I do not love you so much as you wish? My dear Girl, I love you ever and ever and without reserve. The more I have known you the more have I loved. In every way – even my jealousies have been agonies of Love, in the hottest fit I ever had I would have died for you. You are a beautiful delicate flower, stunning and standalone from other slampieces.

Eternally and exclusively yours,

Bill

  2. k

    I laughed. The idea of this happening is hilarious.

    Fuck the other kids who can’t take a joke.

    14 years ago at 7:38 pm