Century-old Grand Piano in the living room so people know I'm old money. Never playing it so people know I'm not gay. TFM.

  1. WillisLamponi

    Playing the piano well is frattier than the generic acoustic guitar strum most people do, thinking they’re musically talented.

    14 years ago at 12:52 am
  2. Fratty Kane

    Here’s one for you haters: I have slammed more girls from playing the piano than working the bars. I will keep playing the “fucking” piano.

    14 years ago at 1:46 am
    1. Natural Fratstar

      Easy there buddy, if you take a look the majority of the comments agree with you.

      14 years ago at 11:57 am
  3. Sperry Frat Sider

    Sorostitutes love a man who can swoon… it’s good being only 1 song away from sex.

    14 years ago at 10:15 am