Here Are Your Betting Odds For Tonight’s Election, Place Your Bets While You Can

Doctor Franzia8 years ago

It’s election day. The one time every 4 years when Uncle Sam calls you dirty animals out of your drunken stupors to hit the polls and do your civic duty. And don’t tell me that a state that really respects democracy is one that does that vote by mail bullshit, because real democracy is waiting an hour and a half sandwiched between a single mom with a two toddlers and a head cold, and an 86 year old diabetic in a scooter who’s ripping farts that smell like the corpses from battlefields he served on in Korea.

With how unpredictable this screaming bag of cats has been, there’s some big money to be made. Here are the odds for tonight’s election, courtesy of Oddshark and Bovada.

The Outcome:

It’s a Trump supporter’s ballgame here. The oddsmakers probably also read fivethirtyeight.com and have all but called it for Hillary. So if The Donald pulls an upset, you’re looking at a decent return. If (God help us) Susan Sarandon’s secret lover Jill Stein or Gary “Aleppo” Johnson somehow win, you can pretty much retire.

Odds: HRC -500 DT +350 Other +10000

The Prop Bets:

The outcome bet is for suckers. Things really get interesting when you dive into to the prop bets. Here’s what you got:

Who Wins The Popular Vote:

D -400 R +325

Trump Electoral Votes:

Over 238.5 +145
Under 238.5 -175

Clinton Electoral Votes:

Over 299.5 -175
Under 299.5 +145

Trump Popular Vote %:

Under 37.99% +2200
38 – 41 +1000
41 – 43 +260
44 – 47 +140
47 – 49 +400
50+ +650

Clinton Popular Vote %:

Under 40% +2000
41 – 44 +2000
41 – 43 +260
44 – 47 +500
47 – 49 EVEN
50 – 52 +275
53+ +650

Place your bets, boys.