VICE’s Shane Smith Casually Dropped $300,000 At A Vegas Steakhouse

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Whether or not you’re a fan of Vice Media and the offbeat, in-depth news stories they cover, you can’t help but respect the power move CEO Shane Smith pulled at a Vegas steakhouse. During last month’s Consumer Electronics Show, Smith went on a hot streak at the blackjack tables of the Bellagio that would make Raymond Babbitt envious.

Did he just go back to his hotel room, look in the mirror, and pat himself on the back for a job well done before going to bed at a reasonable hour? Fuck no. He did what any red-blooded American (in this case, Canadian) man would do after a successful night at the casino and blew it in an excessive manner.

Smith marched those winnings into the casino’s Prime Steakhouse and dropped a cool 300 large on his party of 12. That’s $25,000 per head, or the salary of a writer for Gawker with five years tenure.

I’m guessing the majority of the tab was probably booze. We’re talking bottles of wine Jesus himself converted from water 2,000 years ago. Also is there any doubt the steak dinners were anything but endangered species? Florida panthers, all around.

Meanwhile, at Grandex HQ, Dorno won’t cover a Jimmy John’s sub. The Hair won’t even take “I’ll get you tomorrow”s, either. Just as cold-blooded as they come.

[via Bloomberg]

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  1. Dornos_Defense_Attorney

    “Meanwhile, at Grandex HQ, Dorno won’t cover a Jimmy John’s sub.”
    -Dan, it’s because Dorno is saving and investing and someday he will be the wealthiest man in Texas. You don’t get rich dropping $300,000 on frivolous bullshit.

    10 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. Marvin D. Porter

      Jack Hammer,
      You’re that guy that mooches food by trying to shame people into covering for you. You’re the guy that always says “you buy, I’ll fly”.

      10 years ago at 3:15 pm
    1. CommonSenseUSA

      Watching nothing but conservative media, like Fox News, leaves you with little to make fun of. If you’re looking for a fun drinking game, grab some buddies and turn on msnbc. First one to lose their shit chugs their beer.

      It’s a fast-paced game.

      10 years ago at 3:59 pm
      1. FBR

        We did this with cnn the other day when the state department said “you can’t defeat Isis with bullets, you have to give them job” I had to shotgun my beer…

        10 years ago at 10:54 pm
  2. Roger_Bacon

    Dan, if it wasn’t for Dorno giving you an opportunity at Grandex you would still be a Cross Fit instructor in Central Florida somewhere.
    Now you’re trying to put him on blast for not paying for your lunch?
    Man Up and pay your own way.

    10 years ago at 3:33 pm
  3. TheFrataconda

    “He did what any red-blooded American man would do…”, Shane Smith is from Canada Jack, little research never hurts

    10 years ago at 3:45 pm