VIDEO: French Guy Plays Basketball Like You’d Expect From a French Guy
12 years ago

There are certain Man Rules all of us penis wielders must abide by. Our manhood depends on it. The items on this list are shuffled around, amended, revised, etc., but there is one rule in particular that has stood the test of time. It’s a top 3 man rule, and it is not to be violated.

That rule states the following: A man should never, under any circumstance, intend to inflict harm to another man’s genitalia. You just don’t goddamn do it.

I’m pretty sure it’s in the Geneva Convention. This Frenchy blatantly violates man code with a vicious right hook straight to the giblets, and he did it in front of the whole world. The fuckin’ French, man.

  3. Brovis Love III

    I understand his frustration. the spainish are a flopping embarrasment to basketball. but he should have just leveled the guy with a tackle if he wanted to make his point.

    12 years ago at 10:22 am
    1. Vinny Chase

      ^Genius. If Batum just tackled him like Derrick Brooks, it would have been acceptable especially since the Spainish just flop. But, hey what do you expect from the French?

      12 years ago at 11:08 am