Problem is, this was at UC Santa Barbara. Girls there are generally nerdy and kind of shaken up still from last year’s creeper shootings. Dude would have better luck somewhere like Florida State, Arizona State, Penn State… pretty much any school with ‘State’ in its name.
#17 probably stung the hardest.
9 years ago at 5:10 pmProblem is, this was at UC Santa Barbara. Girls there are generally nerdy and kind of shaken up still from last year’s creeper shootings. Dude would have better luck somewhere like Florida State, Arizona State, Penn State… pretty much any school with ‘State’ in its name.
9 years ago at 5:16 pmHey not every school with state in the name has slutty women, we send those sloots to the University of Iowa. That’s school is almost pure sloots
9 years ago at 4:29 amHow offensive that these women would reject him #cody’slifematters
9 years ago at 6:04 pmHe never got dick punched, maced, or even slapped. Also seemed to get a couple numbers so that could be a worthwhile quest.
9 years ago at 6:56 pmThat fat bitch definitely doesn’t have a boyfriend
9 years ago at 8:17 amMoral of the story: Don’t solicit sex during midterms
9 years ago at 8:36 am