(VIDEO) Hunter Approaches Deer He Thought He Killed, Only To Have It Rise From The Dead And Attack
Zombie deer, is that a thing? Unfortunately it is not. I wish it was. Once that laughable apocalypse descended upon us I’d sit on a roof with a cooler full of cold ones and watch as vociferous rednecks roamed the streets, offing flesh hungry Bambis in the most unnecessary and awesome of ways. I’ve always wanted to see what a Dukes of Hazard dynamite arrow would do to a buck. Hell I’d probably take a few pot shots myself, and laugh as PETA members foolishly defended their woodland brethren, only to be eaten alive by the ungrateful, undead forest rats. Good times.
However, this was not a zombie deer, it was just a deer this idiot who hunted it failed to kill, and realized he failed to kill, but still stood right over it anyway. Smooth move, dipshit. Enjoy this massive hunting fail, gents.
That’s why you always go for that double tap
12 years ago at 2:19 pmthats why you dont shoot an animal when its running
12 years ago at 3:19 pmAgreed. Anyone that put this down doesn’t actually hunt. If you don’t have a broadside shot with a clear view of the front leg, it’s irresponsible to take it… and its a pain in the ass helping someone follow a blood trail for a few miles, especially late seasons when its cold. At least the snow then makes it easier. Damn I went on a tangent
12 years ago at 12:30 amI’ve never seen anyone be such a pussy while hunting. He fucking kicked it to make sure it was dead.
12 years ago at 3:29 pmI guess they haven’t seen Tommy Boy
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1981174/tommy-boy-deer-o.gif
12 years ago at 5:38 pmThat’s why you sit a while after you shoot to let him die, unless you drop him
12 years ago at 9:51 amMELEE ATTACK MELEE ATTACK MELEE ATTACK!!!
12 years ago at 11:39 amAlways double tap
12 years ago at 11:46 am