Video: Kate Upton’s Shitty Super Bowl Ad Preview

Ashley Schaeffer BMW12 years ago

The former Cat Daddy World Champion is up to it again, and by “it,” I mean Kate Upton must honestly be passing her time with Justin Verlander by pounding beers and gorging on peanuts by the pound. Tragically, Upton appears hell-bent on ruining her goddess-esque figure that stole the hearts of gentlemen far and wide, just one short year ago.

This morning, in a PR move which, for the sake of every man in America, hopefully proves to be the “look myself in the mirror” moment Upton so desperately needs, Mercedes Benz USA released what is thought to be a preview of one of their upcoming Super Bowl ad spots.

The ninety-second teaser features last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover queen oddly placed by the new Mercedes CLA at a location that may well be on the outskirts of Area 51. While the kids who were cut from your Pop Warner team wash the car, Upton takes it upon herself to stand around and blow bubbles with the suds. Looking the complete opposite of scantly-clad and still sporting some holiday poundage, the ad certainly brings into question the future of Kate’s modeling career. Bringing absolutely nothing of redeeming value to the table for Mercedes’ marketing, the ad appears to be shot with a budget that fell just short of a Marisa Miller type.

Here it is:

Already met with an abundance of internet backlash, we can only pray that this career misstep provides the impetus for Kate to get her shit together. And honestly, what genius in the Mercedes marketing department says, “Hey, let’s blow an exorbitant amount of cash to book one of the world’s top supermodels, feature her in a commercial washing one of our new cars, and make sure she wears the most clothing possible!”

As if there wasn’t reason enough before, this is my war-cry: “Buy BMW!”

[via Mercedes Benz USA]