VIDEO: Rory With A 436-Yard Drive That Reaches The Dance Floor
The summer of Rory is in full effect. From breaking off his engagement via text message to winning golf tournaments, to dating and knocking boots with model Nadia Forde, and now ripping a 436-yard drive in the Scottish Open that settles on the green–Rory has the world swinging from his hangdown.
Just look at this drive:
Aaaaaaaaand here’s Nadia:
Experiment: squint and see if you can tell me apart from Rory.
Images via Instagram
350 my ass.
10 years ago at 10:16 amNot a chance with that slow ass swing.
10 years ago at 11:51 amDorn hits from the ladies’ tee
10 years ago at 12:31 pmVine is weird like that. Makes everything appear slower.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmYour entire life must be a vine then
10 years ago at 3:01 pmRight elbow lookin’ a little squirrelly there Dorn
10 years ago at 10:34 amDorno, can you even drive 200? That clubspeed is pathetic.
10 years ago at 10:39 am350, I even said so in the video.
10 years ago at 10:47 amYa sure…And my dick isn’t 3 inches
10 years ago at 10:55 amIt’s 2
10 years ago at 11:37 ami didnt believe you could hit it that far UNTIL you told us in the video before the ball probably even hit the ground I might add
10 years ago at 1:07 pmDorn, your take away is garbage.
10 years ago at 10:40 amyour face is garbage
10 years ago at 10:47 amDorn, it was 350 downhill and you got a lot of help from the cart path. We all know it.
10 years ago at 11:20 amIf you hit it 350 with that swing then me as a d1 golfer must hit it 400+ yards every time…
10 years ago at 11:39 amYou guys have no idea how long he has been waiting to sneak this “d1 golfer” comment in. Look, it’s even in his name.
10 years ago at 2:53 amMissed the slot by a country mile
10 years ago at 11:46 amThe First Tee in Harlem has seen better golf swings than yours.
10 years ago at 11:47 amLiam Neeson is a golf commentator now?
10 years ago at 12:18 pmnope
10 years ago at 1:04 pmYou wish that was 350 yards…I’ve seen small children with scoliosis throw balls further than that.
10 years ago at 12:29 pmWere they Dorn’s balls?
10 years ago at 1:32 pmNo, they were ben wa balls and they were hurling them at Dorn’s grandmas gaping anus.
10 years ago at 3:15 pm