VIDEO: The PCB Holiday Inn Blares “The Circle Of Life” Each Morning To Wake Up Its Hungover Spring Breakers

Dillon Cheverere11 years ago

I realize this is probably common knowledge to all you drunk idiots out there losing your damn minds on the sands of Panama City Beach, but I just came across it. And I love it.

The famed Panama City Beach Holiday Inn has a hilarious ritual to alert their near-comatose spring breaking occupants that it’s time to shake off yesterday’s drunken mess and start today’s. At 11 a.m. sharp each day during spring break, the hotel blasts “The Circle of Life” over the outdoor speakers to alert all those still sleeping that the day has begun. The below video is a year old, but it looked the same last year as it does this year, so shut up about it.

Wake up, morons. It’s time to begin drinking until you can’t talk and twerk on the beach and show your tits to strangers with their iPhones pointed at you and pull your wieners out in broad daylight and pass out and piss your pants and have unprotected sex with someone you just met and acquire an array of STDs and get arrested for disorderly conduct and take aggressive drugs that you’re unfamiliar with and ruin your future and shame your family and make your dad put a pistol in his mouth.

Fun times.

The wake-up call has become pretty popular for spring breakers, according to USA Today.

The hotel’s allure has surged within the spring-break crowd all because of this wake-up call, with the property reportedly fielding hundreds of calls prior to this spring break season confirming that the tradition, which began in 2012, would be continuing this year.

You damn kids and your spring break. You disgust me..

[via USA Today]

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