(Video) Watch Texas A&M Football Players (Including Johnny Manziel) Locker Room Joust

There really isn’t much to say here other than, “Dammit that’s funny.” This is some quality dumbassery, the type of stuff that tends to happen when you get a bunch of bored guys together. It’s like what happens in a fraternity house, except presumably no one in this video has a BAC over .20, with the exception of Manziel, who takes down a few orange Gatorade and champagnes after each practice. It’s an athlete’s Mimosa. Good times.

No idea if this is freshmen hazing or not, though I could see Johnny Football being an avid hazer. I mean, what doesn’t that guy do to piss off (stuffy old) people.

[via For The Win]

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  1. commentsonwrongpost

    One kid fights, then they violate probation and get kicked off for at least a year? Looks like the Sammy alumni aren’t donating enough to the school.

    12 years ago at 5:18 pm
  2. PhiPsiPhrat

    When my high school swim team had kayak jousting battles, we had to “apologize” and say “we’re sorry.” Manziel probably just scored an endorsement from this.

    12 years ago at 8:44 pm
    1. WtF_

      That actually sounds like a lot of fun. We’d have had to run laps… Oh I guess that’s basically what you do anyway.

      12 years ago at 10:41 pm