(VIDEO) Worst Sleepover Ever? Two Teenage Girls Hear Parents Loudly Having Sex
Two innocent teenage girls were just trying to have a fun night in, doing sleepover stuff. Sleepover stuff, you know: eating Fritos, talking about boys, and practicing kissing. At least one of those things actually happened anyway (sad spoiler alert: it was the Fritos part). But all of that was ruined. The mom of one of the girls invited over her boyfriend, presumably named Brad, or Rod, or Chaz, and had him lay more pipe than the game designers for Super Mario Brothers. This mother of the year candidate was having the time of her life, too. She sounded more like a howling ghost monkey than a middle-aged woman being vigorously ridden by a guy who came over wearing a denim jacket.
In truth, the couple banging in front of a megaphone didn’t ruin the girls’ night at all. They were dying laughing at it, which is odd, because if it were me and I could clearly hear the moist smacks of my mother being punished by a human, Busch-fueled jackhammer, I’d violently puke until I passed out. That’s just me, though. Here’s the video. If you’re at work or in class, put in headphones, because the noise is VERY NSFW.
[via World Star Hip Hop]
In my defense guys she didn’t tell me that her daughter was having a friend over.
12 years ago at 11:37 amMom’s a little slut.
12 years ago at 11:38 amSounds like Bacon’s mom was working overtime today
12 years ago at 11:40 amThey’re laughing now but in 3 years that’s going to be them. Looks like Teen Mom found a new batch of candidates!
12 years ago at 11:40 amAccurate.
12 years ago at 11:41 amMTV has gone from TLR to Teen Mom nostalgia. NF,
12 years ago at 1:07 pmThat much moaning? News flash, your mom was on the job, and she’s open to house calls.
12 years ago at 11:50 amThose girls look like they enjoy going to dirtbike races and wear Monster Energy apparel.
12 years ago at 11:58 amWe can’t explain how we see these things. We just know.
12 years ago at 4:28 pmHoly shit they’re goin at it.
12 years ago at 11:59 amEating chips while your mom gets banged out. TFTC.
12 years ago at 12:12 pmPops still making her moan like an animal. TFM
12 years ago at 12:15 pmBacon clearly said boyfriend in the article, you might want to get that extra chromosome checked out.
12 years ago at 5:52 pmBacon, you tricky bastard I thought this was the “Teenage Girls Loudly Having Sex” video you’ve been telling me about. When’s that one going up?
12 years ago at 12:29 pm