VIDEO: Girl Beats Cop In Rock-Paper-Scissors To Get Out Of MIP At Chilifest
The frame on the left: the realization that a court appearance, community service, alcohol awareness classes, legal fees, and a shitty phone call home to Mom and Dad could be in your future. The frame on the right: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssss!!! Should I get topless right now?!”
Chilifest, for those unaware, is Texas A&M’s (although not technically affiliated?) annual chili cook-off festival that raises money for charity, but really it’s a place to drink beer and listen to music. It takes place in a small town outside of College Station called Snook, and the cops there are evidently pretty chill.
Another angle, in .gif form:

This cop: “We’re about to be in some shit for this, aren’t we?”
Good stuff here. No MIP. Congrats. It looks kinda weird for the cops to just walk away from the scene after being defeated though, right? Am I wrong? They’re like, “Whelp, you got us this time. Be safe I guess and continue your underage drinking and don’t let anyone post that video on the internet. K thanks.”
Chilifest, man. No rules. Just go there and do what you want and don’t get caught, but if you do get caught, just be better at stupid childhood games than the Snook PD. You’ll be good..
h/t @lacombjl
I got a fucking MIP at chilifest… I’m showing my lawyer
10 years ago at 7:47 pmYou mean your dad
10 years ago at 10:19 pmI thought rock paper scissors was to determine what pledge went to my lecture
10 years ago at 8:02 pmDorno, there’s a wrong time and a right time to do the right thing. While the face you posted can be clearly seen from the vine you shouldn’t be cropping it for the world to see
10 years ago at 9:05 pmI saw several girls get hauled off in handcuffs. Last year people were getting hauled off for throwing beer cans in the crowd, so she’s lucky.
10 years ago at 10:02 pmWtf I wish I could’ve done that for my possession ticket. Oh wait I’m a guy.
10 years ago at 1:16 am[…] h/t TFM […]
10 years ago at 6:16 am[…] However, I’ve never seen the cops challenge a violator to a game of rock, paper, scissors! Rumor has it if the girl in the video won, she wouldn’t get a ticket. See what happens […]
10 years ago at 7:06 pm