My friend who is a Marine left this for his parents right before he got deployed just in case he didn't come back. TFM.

  1. TheGent

    The next time you see your friend, thank him for his service and then tell him he’s a try-hard.

    13 years ago at 5:26 am
  2. SouthernRage

    Let’s just all remember that this is a satirical site and not “TotallySincereandSeriousFuneralRequests.com”

    13 years ago at 1:23 pm
  3. Frog Frat

    While i would buy him a drink for his service, i would ask that he be buried in a manner befitting a service man.

    13 years ago at 10:11 am