There's never been a doubt in my mind as to whether or not capital punishment is constitutional. TFM.

  1. fratty decisis

    Thomas Jefferson executing a man on the White House lawn for treason. TFM.

    Andrew Jackson beating a would-be assassin nearly to death with his cane when he was 70 years old. TFM.

    14 years ago at 9:43 pm
    1. jssc87

      The Jefferson story is untrue, I believe it was made up for Face/Off
      And Jackson was only 69.
      Dont be a dumbass.

      14 years ago at 10:15 pm
    2. Samuel Fratams

      Andrew Jackson dueling a hundred or so people on the White House lawn for the fuck of it. TFM

      14 years ago at 11:06 pm
    3. fratty decisis

      jssc… 1) The movie was Swordfish; 2) It was the result of what was later called the ABC Affair in 1803; 3) Jackson was born in March, which would have made him 70.

      Silly moron. TFM is for smart people.

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm
    4. jssc87

      It was made up for the movie. Mothing like that ever happened.

      Also jackson was born on March 15 1767, the attempt happened on January 30 1835. Making him really only 67. Very close to 68. Either way, you are wrong about both.

      14 years ago at 8:15 am
    5. General Fratton

      Im pretty sure Jackson was 85. And it wasn’t just an assassin, it was a dinosaur assassin

      14 years ago at 9:46 pm
  2. costa del frat

    So glad this came from Virginia, a state that is not afraid to say “Fuck You.”

    14 years ago at 9:56 pm
  3. Bropublican

    “Some people are trying to abolish the death penalty, my state (TX) is putting in an express lane.” Ron White, FaF.

    14 years ago at 1:57 am
  4. Frat Rat

    If you have no doubt about whether capital punishment is constitutional then you probably have never read anything on the subject.

    14 years ago at 10:49 pm
    1. CollegePrepster

      True story. All depends on what approach you take. Perfect illustration is Scalia v. Breyer.

      14 years ago at 10:53 pm
    2. William Fratterman

      You kill somebody and there isn’t a justifiable reason for it, we kill you back; that’ll do.

      14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    3. Frat Rat

      Our Constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment. Thus the debate centers around whether capital punishment is cruel and unusual.

      Do you go to UVA? You should take Philosophy of Law with Simmons so you can argue something more sophisticated than “we kill you back.”

      14 years ago at 2:43 pm
  5. BGriffin of Slamming

    I heard Jackson was 98, and it wasn’t a dinosaur assassin, it was zombie Thomas Jefferson coming back to run for president again and Jackson said fuck that shit.

    14 years ago at 1:51 pm