Vlad Putin Stops By Team USA Headquarters To Drink Wine And Hang Out With Americans

After a couple weeks of playing hard to get, Russia’s controversial president, Vladimir Putin, finally made his way over to the Team USA house to eat American-made brownies, drink American, full-bodied red wine, and rub elbows with real-life, freedom card-carrying American citizens.

Of course the wine is good, Vlad. They smuggled it in from America. Ever hear of Napa Valley? It’s in California, and the grapes there are harvested by the hands of God.

[via USA Today]

  1. rcamp_04

    “The grapes are harvested by the hands of God.” Dorn, is that what you tell little boys before you ask to play with them?

    11 years ago at 3:26 pm
    1. OldBayOnEverything

      The moment when you realize the French President is frattier than yours…smh

      11 years ago at 4:54 am
  2. Cjames11

    Having the, “We don’t go to him, he comes to us” mentality. TAM (Total America Move)

    11 years ago at 3:45 pm