Vladimir Putin Might Be Responsible For Your Beer Getting More Expensive

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So by now, even if you don’t watch or read the news, you have an idea that global oil prices have dropped. You know this because filling up your gas tank no longer costs the same as a new Xbox One game or cover into a Miami club. You blissfully stare at the sale price as the pump stops at a drastically lower number than months beforehand.

Easy Tiger, there’s some repercussions to this oil drop that might affect our wallets elsewhere. Due to the severe price fall in its main export, Russia is in economic turmoil.

“Once again, Jack, I don’t see the problem” you’re no doubt thinking to yourself. “Not our country, not our problem.”

Unfortunately it might soon be our issue, at least at the bar.

From Vox:

In addition to oil and gas, one of the big things that Russia exports is grain. And, as the ruble gets cheaper — thanks to falling oil prices — Russian grain looks more attractive to foreign buyers. That’s good news for Russian farmers, but it means that the ruble-denominated price of bread in Russia is likely to rise sharply. And Vladimir Putin’s administration doesn’t want that to happen, so on Friday the Russian government announced that it would tax grain exports. That keeps the domestic price relatively restrained, but it’s pushing up prices globally.

Russia is a top exporter in wheat and barley, two ingredients used in the malt that makes most of our favorite alcoholic beverages. By trying to curb these exports with a tax, Russia’s affect on the market will be felt, especially in the barley industry.

Ipso facto, booze prices could rise thanks to comrade Putin trying to save the day for Mother Russia.

Was I right or was I right last week when I wrote about Vlad being an adversary worthy of America’s time? Is there anything truly more evil than being the direct reason for beer prices to increase? Exactly. I rest my case.

[via Vox]

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  1. Shibby

    America should be Putin’ an ass kicking on Russia.
    #StateSchoolPunGuyForFifthYear

    11 years ago at 2:41 pm
    1. the state school pun guy

      Tech Guy Shibby ashamed of himself for ever suspending your account. As for me, Fifth Year will come in due time. I’m not Russian.

      11 years ago at 4:01 pm
  2. archersaurus

    These aren’t the kind of actions I’d expect from a guy who named himself “Man of the Year” 15 times

    11 years ago at 2:46 pm
  3. Texas Tux and Oil

    Between the Koreans silencing our free speech to make fun of them and the Russians jacking up my beer prices I’m willing to start world war 3 over this shit.

    11 years ago at 2:53 pm
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      I was in a good mood a few articles ago now I’m fucking pissed. #fuckrussiasbear #eatshitkim

      11 years ago at 3:01 pm
  4. Fratasaurus

    At the end of the day this is OPECs fault – they are flooding the market with cheap oil in an attempt to make our fracking operations less profitable so they cannot remain operational. Atleast that’s how I understand it

    11 years ago at 3:15 pm
      1. Fratmiral Nelson

        Your first article is by a political commentator with no economics background. This is the type of person that will also blame the Arabs when oil inevitably goes back up…it’s always the Arabs fault, whether oil is up or down. Your second article neither supports your conspiracy theory nor advances any of its own, but simply points out that OPEC power is slipping due to increases in U.S. oil production. Now here is an article explaining why the idea that Arabs are plotting against the U.S. by *lowering* oil prices is as absurd as it sounds: http://www.aei.org/publication/low-gas-prices-good-bad/

        11 years ago at 5:17 pm
      1. SouthGA

        I’ll take the laps but if you think whiskey doesn’t have any barley in it you don’t deserve to be a citizen. (Or you’re just a yankee)

        11 years ago at 6:55 pm