Vodka Chugger No One Trick Pony
The YouTube sensation by the name of shoenice22 has proven he can chug a bottle of Absolut Vodka in 15 seconds. He tortures his mouth, throat, liver, stomach and bowels for America’s enjoyment, and we love him for it. And vodka isn’t his only game. The man is diversely talented. The list of alcohols, foods and your basic from-around-the-house shit he has vigorously consumed is long and grotesque. I’ve compiled a few of his must watch videos. Just try not to be distracted by his bright blue eyes, matching blue attire, inability to blink or his seemingly slow wit.
First, he wants to set a nice, casual buzz by downing a bottle of Goldschlager in 15 seconds.
Now it’s time to kick his buzz up with some dip. He doesn’t lip it, though. He eats it. A whole can of it. In 20 seconds.
Buzz established. Let’s get weird now. Shoenice22 is about to take down a whole tube of painter’s caulk.
After eating the caulk he can feel his sobriety start to set in, so he’s doing four Jager bombs in 30 seconds.
To mix in a new element, he’s now going to chug three beers in one minute without using his hands. Oh yeah, and the beers are still capped.
Enjoy him before he’s dead, folks.
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holy shit…
13 years ago at 4:02 pmI thought your name was BootsAndSluts for a second. Had a good laugh.
13 years ago at 4:09 pm^I thought your name was Cool Story Brah, and i was right.
13 years ago at 4:12 pm^ Nice.
13 years ago at 4:45 pmI C Whut U Did THar
13 years ago at 12:41 pmI just don’t understand how he is still alive
13 years ago at 4:11 pmthis guy would make a great anchor in flip cup
13 years ago at 4:28 pmDear God, this fucking guy.
13 years ago at 4:31 pmPlease tell me Bacon was blowing you while put ice on your buttonhole? This was so much better than Bacons. and I know ice on your winkie didn’t help you write this. #icefetish #teamDacon.
13 years ago at 4:44 pm^ Something is seriously wrong with you.
13 years ago at 4:46 pmThanks for responding about coffee earlier. I’m kind of upset.
13 years ago at 4:58 pmThis guy is a strange dude.
13 years ago at 8:07 pmAnd you’re a retard for taking that shit serious.
13 years ago at 8:37 pmNot taking it seriously, I don’t actually think you’re thinking of Bacon’s winkie. Still weird.
13 years ago at 8:42 pm^ calm down and do some blow…
13 years ago at 9:03 pmJosh and I gave that up…
13 years ago at 10:22 pmThrowing a former addicts name in there is not funny. Oh wait is that how I act like I have a stick up my ass?
13 years ago at 11:11 pmSULLY!
13 years ago at 1:14 pm“Sick is for pussies” FaF
13 years ago at 4:45 pm^ this.
13 years ago at 6:13 pmOn your mark, get set, SHOENICE!
13 years ago at 4:52 pmNever shitting again after the painters caulk. TFTC.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmIt takes a special person to do these things.
13 years ago at 6:05 pmshoenice22, TPM.
13 years ago at 6:08 pm