Vodka Samm Is Trying To Shed Her Vodka Samm Image

  1. Weisenheimer

    I’m sure the University of Iowa can’t help but feel proud after reading this site.

    11 years ago at 11:40 am
  2. UnKappaFifth

    She should attend some of my personal AA meetings (Ass Assault).

    Note: this may have been my worst post ever but I still couldnt stop myself from posting….

    11 years ago at 11:45 am
  3. Flowmetheus

    Goddamn it, I wouldn’t have to deal with this shit if goddamn Obama wasn’t running the liberal media…

    11 years ago at 12:09 pm
  4. cgxls662

    news lady walks/talks like she just blew a .341. Also a hint of an extra chromosome.

    11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  5. Fratsketballer

    I thought she had two dad’s for a second there. This is sad, not much to report on in Iowa I guess.

    11 years ago at 5:11 pm
  6. FuManChuFanatic

    The fact that she blew a .341 and still looked more sober than the arresting officer is insane

    11 years ago at 12:55 am
  7. CapstoneRager

    There is no way I can possibly take this story seriously. Between the “woe is me” attitude that she has and the fucking awful reporter, this story makes me want to icepick my own ears.

    You were tweeting from jail honey. I mean, are you really that surprised about the negative publicity?

    11 years ago at 5:24 am