Voicemails Released From Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend/Real Boyfriend
Just when you started to think the most bizarre sports-related story of all time could not possibly get any more bizarre, voicemails are released of Manti Te’o’s male friend, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo as confirmed by Deadspin, posing as his girlfriend. And holy shit does it sound like a chick — a seductive, super slutty chick. In the three voicemails, you’ll hear some intrigue, a possible live cheating fiasco, and casual pillow talk. Ha, pillow talk; see it’s funny because they’ve never met face-to-face, and you know, because it’s a dude on the line.
What’s next? Tuiasosopo moonlights at an 18-and-up titter as a cross-dressing Samoan with immaculate sweater cutters, and THAT’s where Te’o actually met her/him? Would that surprise anyone at this point?
From Deadspin:
In advance of this afternoon’s interview, Katie Couric’s show has released recordings of three voicemails provided by Manti Te’o. The messages were left on Te’o’s phone by who he believed was Lennay Kekua. As the Daily News reported this morning, hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo claims he disguised his voice over the phone, and Te’o was always talking to Tuiasosopo posing as a woman.
Listen to the voicemails below.
Lennay speaks to Te’o before her first chemotherapy session:
This is a jealous Kekua accusing Te’o of having a girl in his room:
This voicemail was left for Te’o on Sept. 11, 2012, the day Kekua claimed she had been released from the hospital. (Original accounts of Te’o’s tragedy put her release on Sept. 10.) On the 12th, she “died.”
Makes you want to take a shower, doesn’t it? And according to Manti and the odd spreadsheet he presented to ESPN, the two lovers exchanged over 1,000 phone calls in a 4-month span. Makes you wanna follow up that shower with another one, doesn’t it? Just to make sure you hit all the crevasses. I can’t wait to read the next chapter to this story. It may get even weirder, people.
[via Deadspin]
Image via Deadspin
This was pretty funny at first, now it’s just hilarious.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmThere’s a sick group of fuckers on that end of the phone, but they’re pretty damn funny.
12 years ago at 2:04 pmThe think that gets me is how well that guy sounds like a girl
12 years ago at 2:20 pmThe think that gets me is groupthink.
12 years ago at 3:20 pmTake a stand for America!!
12 years ago at 2:06 pmhttps://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-entire-staff-white-house-staff-total-frat-move/vyTbccNN
Someone’s getting put on the terror watch list.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmI’m pretty sure when you sign up on this site you get put on the terror watch list.
12 years ago at 3:34 pmYou think America is bad now, just imagine it with TFM ramming their products down the throat of every American. Yellow banners everywhere, high school try-hards in the cabinet, and TheOriginalFratGuy giving blow jobs live on C-SPAN just to get a bid.
12 years ago at 4:02 pm^ FaF
12 years ago at 4:48 pmGay.
12 years ago at 9:09 pm^^^ There goes old Dougie again, being his normal prick self.
12 years ago at 1:15 am^^^^ I laughed
12 years ago at 3:26 amStill funny.
12 years ago at 2:07 pmDear God, one voicemail like that 2nd one, I’m Audi 5000.
12 years ago at 2:13 pmThanks a lot, Dorn. This completely ruins phone sex operators for me.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmYou’re welcome.
12 years ago at 9:40 pmYOU ARE NOT DORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 years ago at 9:53 pmHow do we know these VM’s weren’t left this week by some chick his agent paid to help with the cover up? I still maintain that Te’o is a homo with this Tuiasosopo guy.
12 years ago at 2:51 pmHe’s one of those queer-mo-sexuals
12 years ago at 11:15 pmManti Te’o has got to be the most retarded person to come out of Hawaii since Obama.
12 years ago at 2:56 pmIs Hawaii even a fucking state?
12 years ago at 3:13 pmWe really should demote them back to territory status.
12 years ago at 3:21 pmhe’s been getting completely shit on lately..
12 years ago at 3:43 pm