W. Hazes Zuckerberg (Vid)

This may be a couple months old, but it needs to be seen. President George W. Bush visited Facebook to promote his book, Decision Points, and hilarity ensued. He landed quite a few jabs on Zucker, which is funny, even if Zuckerberg’s awkward lack of social abilities makes him an easy target.

    1. Hoosier Sweetheart

      I believe its Andover… hence, Zuckerberg’s comment that he went to Exeter. Both Phillips family founded schools with a large rivalry; given Andover was a prep for Yale and Exeter a prep for Yale.

      I’ll be sure to blame your hearing for the mistake, not your low rent education and lack of society knowledge.

      14 years ago at 10:32 pm
    2. postgradsratty

      It’s very charitable of you to allow for his mistake rather than his lack of societal knowledge. Not everyone went to a prep school or read “True Prep,” Hoosier, honey.

      14 years ago at 10:55 pm
    3. Saturated frat

      I’ll blame your computer for that typo, not your low rent education and lack of society knowledge

      14 years ago at 7:14 am
  1. Bones

    Wearing a black hoodie in the presence of the president? Are you kidding me? Zuckerberg is such a geed.

    14 years ago at 10:58 pm
  2. Broklahoma Mu

    I watched it all the way through. Very funny at first and gets pretty serious (Iraq, No child left behind, etc) through the middle and in the last few minutes its funny again. Best part was when he talked about giving himself the nickname the decider. “It sounded cool when I said it.”

    14 years ago at 12:39 am
  3. Pledgendary

    Nice hooded sweatshirt Zuckerberg. Way to keep your hands in it so awkwardly.

    14 years ago at 1:26 am
    1. Jackie AOnassis

      When you are the youngest billionaire in the world, you can wear whatever the hell you want.

      14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    2. phi phi

      No amount of money entitles you to not have class. With the name you took you should highly value class and showing respect.

      14 years ago at 1:49 am
  4. Grappler

    I’m probably in the 10% here but self-made billionaire > inheritance any day. Bush would be nothing without his last name.

    14 years ago at 9:53 pm
    1. FartyasFuck

      Go drink some bleach and facebook creep on girls you can’t get you fucking geed.

      14 years ago at 10:11 pm
    2. Grappler

      Aw did I hit a nerve? Please tell me how making your own legacy is not the American dream. Please. I’m not criticizing Bush but if you really think he would be anywhere near as successful had he been born “George W. Stevens” from Minneapolis, you’re delusional.

      14 years ago at 10:29 pm
    3. FartyasFuck

      “Bush would be nothing without his last name” seems to fit the bill of criticism.

      14 years ago at 1:03 am
    4. Grappler

      No it fits the bill of truth. If I said he was a spoiled kid that mooched off of his family, then I would be criticizing. But the fact of the matter is he would not have been anything without his last name. Everything that he accomplished was due to his birth into a prominent family.

      Also, why is everyone so damn thin-skinned around here? If I want to criticize a person, I should be able to voice my opinion without someone demanding I “drink some bleach”. W was the president of the USA so I respect him, like I respect all presidents of our country but I am entitled to my opinion of whether he was fallible or not. Lighten up and be civil.

      14 years ago at 2:32 am
    5. FartyasFuck

      Maybe he would not have been President, but saying someone would be “nothing” is considered an insult. Who knows what he may have accomplished otherwise.

      I’m also entitled to my opinion as well, and my opinion is that I think you should go shotgun some Clorox.

      14 years ago at 10:35 am
    6. Mark Fratman

      Grappler don’t you have anything better to do than sit and respond to the comments people made on your post? 18 minutes and an hour and 29 minutes? Maybe you should spend more time pouring household cleaning products down your throat and less time living your life on TFM.

      14 years ago at 10:50 am
    7. Year Around Frat

      Both can be FaF. Ole Zuck created the foundation for social life going into this current decade. It was definitely a fantastic invention. Bush was a great president who contrary to the liberal media’s portrayal, was quite adept with foreign policy and inherited a mess from clinton. Obviously Mark is a Geed, but being as rich as he is and important, why would he even give fuck.

      14 years ago at 10:50 am
    8. Broklahoma Mu

      Grappler go fuck yourself. We don’t have to be civil and won’t be. You should have realized that when you typed totalfratmove.com into your address. Seriously, how many frat guys do you know that are open minded and give a shit what you think? Very little. Why? Cause our closed minded way of life has worked out pretty damn well so far. Dumbass.

      14 years ago at 11:38 am
    9. fratatat

      Bush did have some bad investments, like all entrepreneurs, but he also ran the Rangers like a BOSS. Ran texas LIKE A BOSS.

      14 years ago at 2:40 pm